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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #270 on: May 23, 2013, 02:34 am »
I would like to become a Police Officer.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #271 on: May 23, 2013, 06:19 am »
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #272 on: May 23, 2013, 10:08 am »
I would like to become a Police Officer.
Alright. You will walk the beat as a "Beat Walker". There may be trouble along the way, so be warned!

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #273 on: May 23, 2013, 10:23 am »
Good! We're getting more players.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #274 on: May 23, 2013, 10:24 am »
Hammer, do you look at the window?
I look. And I cheat and say:

''Bam; you owe me a pound.''
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #275 on: May 23, 2013, 10:26 am »
I look. And I cheat and say:

''Bam; you owe me a pound.''

ZOMBIES ARE AT THE WINDOW! (Teaser for the next expansion =P)
This zombie combat is like TWEWU. So...

5 zombies attack Hammer, must post dodge in 5 separate posts.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #276 on: May 23, 2013, 10:27 am »
dodge
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #277 on: May 23, 2013, 10:27 am »
dodge
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #278 on: May 23, 2013, 10:27 am »
dodge
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #279 on: May 23, 2013, 10:27 am »
Oh and you have 5 minutes to dodge.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #280 on: May 23, 2013, 10:27 am »
ZOMBIES ARE AT THE WINDOW! (Teaser for the next expansion =P)
This zombie combat is like TWEWU. So...

5 zombies attack Hammer, must post dodge in 5 separate posts.
Wait, wha? This one is supposed to be realistic.

:I the expanisons are gimmicks.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #281 on: May 23, 2013, 10:28 am »
dodge
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #282 on: May 23, 2013, 10:28 am »
dodge
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #283 on: May 23, 2013, 10:28 am »
Wait, wha? This one is supposed to be realistic.

:I the expanisons are gimmicks.

What? I don't get what you mean. xD
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #284 on: May 23, 2013, 10:29 am »
What? I don't get what you mean. xD
I thought we were going to make this a realistic game, but have expansions that have different game mechanics. And are more fantasy.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #285 on: May 23, 2013, 10:30 am »
There are a total of 15 zombies attacking the pub. (These are the only zombies you'll face until "ZOMBIES: The Expansion".)

You can kill them like this:

Punches zombie

14/15

Make sure to count the zombies left! Each hit will kill one zombie.

I thought we were going to make this a realistic game, but have expansions that have different game mechanics. And are more fantasy.

I thought I said there was going to be a zombie town... xD

So no zombie town, or expansion? :(
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #286 on: May 23, 2013, 10:32 am »
There are a total of 15 zombies attacking the pub. (These are the only zombies you'll face until "ZOMBIES: The Expansion".)

You can kill them like this:

Punches zombie

14/15

Make sure to count the zombies left! Each hit will kill one zombie.

I thought I said there was going to be a zombie town... xD

So no zombie town, or expansion? :(
I meant each town is different, with a different stoyr, lol. SO, dreston and lightfields are realistic, then there's going to be an expanison with the zombie town, and others, which are less realistic. Oh well, your rpfg haha.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #287 on: May 23, 2013, 10:33 am »
I meant each town is different, with a different stoyr, lol. SO, dreston and lightfields are realistic, then there's going to be an expanison with the zombie town, and others, which are less realistic. Oh well, your rpfg haha.

Yeah, but this is just a teaser lol. I'm not going to put any more zombies in Dreston or Lightfields. And there will be more realistic map packs.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #288 on: May 23, 2013, 10:34 am »
Yeah, but this is just a teaser lol. I'm not going to put any more zombies in Dreston or Lightfields. And there will be more realistic map packs.
Alright, cool. I was just checking. xD

So this is more of an easter egg, and, HAMMER WHAT ARE YOU DOING? There are zombies trying to kill you! Do something man!
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #289 on: May 23, 2013, 10:35 am »
2 zombies attack Hammer
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #290 on: May 23, 2013, 10:36 am »
I punch both zombies.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #291 on: May 23, 2013, 10:36 am »
You have to punch them one at a time and use the zombie counter. And you'll want to dodge. xD
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #292 on: May 23, 2013, 10:40 am »
HAMMER HAS 1 MINUTE TO DODGE!
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #293 on: May 23, 2013, 10:40 am »
Hammer is hurt.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #294 on: May 23, 2013, 10:40 am »
HAMMER HAS 1 MINUTE TO DODGE!
It's been five minutes. Hmm, he's not very active.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #295 on: May 23, 2013, 10:41 am »
It's been five minutes. Hmm, he's not very active.
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #296 on: May 23, 2013, 10:42 am »
Alright. Each zombie hit decrease your health by 10, so you now are at

Health: 80
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #297 on: May 23, 2013, 10:42 am »
Zombie attacks hammer
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #298 on: May 23, 2013, 10:43 am »
D:<

I have a life you know.
You have a what now?
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #299 on: May 23, 2013, 10:43 am »
Can you excuse me? I want to play something else.
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