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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #150 on: May 22, 2013, 02:46 pm »
EUVCBWEILCBWEPO:N

I'm too pumped for this waiting!!!

I'm usually more patient than this! PEEOPLESSSSS JOINZ!
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
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Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #151 on: May 22, 2013, 02:57 pm »
Ah, yeah I understand. Loved that show. xD

*a man's voice*

"hello, is this Kris? This is Connor, manager of Splodeputers inc. One of our computers has stopped working, and is holding up business. We can't sell computers, so would you come and see if you can help? We will pay."
Sure.
*Arrives at workplace*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #152 on: May 22, 2013, 03:00 pm »
*Connor*

Aha, ok the computer is this way.

*shows you a computer that won't turn on, and is very hot*
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #153 on: May 22, 2013, 03:01 pm »
*Connor*

Aha, ok the computer is this way.

*shows you a computer that won't turn on, and is very hot*
"Okay, I'll sort it out."
*Opens the side to the computer*
*Checks cpu fan and the interior*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #154 on: May 22, 2013, 03:02 pm »
"Okay, I'll sort it out."
*Opens the side to the computer*
*Checks cpu fan and the interior*
*the fan doesn't move, and the battery is fried*
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #155 on: May 22, 2013, 03:02 pm »
*Removes battery*
*Examines fan to find the problem*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #156 on: May 22, 2013, 03:03 pm »
*Removes battery*
*Examines fan to find the problem*
The underside is rusted, causing it to have trouble turning*
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #157 on: May 22, 2013, 03:05 pm »
The underside is rusted, causing it to have trouble turning*
*Uses rust removal technique*
*Pushes the side back a little*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #158 on: May 22, 2013, 03:06 pm »
*Uses rust removal technique*
*Pushes the side back a little*
*fan now turns properly.*

*battery is still fried*
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #159 on: May 22, 2013, 03:08 pm »
*fan now turns properly.*

*battery is still fried*
*Uses a screwdriver to remove the battery*
*Removes battery, replaces with a new one*
*Cools it down a little*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #160 on: May 22, 2013, 03:10 pm »
*computer turns on*

*Connor* "Ah, brilliant! Thanks a lot."

"For your troubles, I could pay you your regular wage, or I could sell you a brand new laptop with a substantial cost reduction!" "how about this brand new model, for only 200 s? 300 s off."
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #161 on: May 22, 2013, 03:11 pm »
Do you accept payment or buy computer at lower price?
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #162 on: May 22, 2013, 03:11 pm »
*computer turns on*

*Connor* "Ah, brilliant! Thanks a lot."

"For your troubles, I could pay you your regular wage, or I could sell you a brand new laptop with a substantial cost reduction!" "how about this brand new model, for only 200 s? 300 s off."
*Buys laptop*
"Thanks. If you need anything just give me a call.*
*Takes a taxi home*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #163 on: May 22, 2013, 03:13 pm »
Update

Already listed jobs have been updated, and are now worth more.

*Buys laptop*
"Thanks. If you need anything just give me a call.*
*Takes a taxi home*
You arive at home
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #164 on: May 22, 2013, 03:15 pm »
Kris:
Health: 100
Hunger: 60
Hygiene: 90 (grease and rust from fixing computer)
Bladder: 90
Fun: 45
Social: 50

Money: 9800

It is now 6:00 pm
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #165 on: May 22, 2013, 03:19 pm »
*Washes hands*
*Checks out new laptop*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #166 on: May 22, 2013, 03:24 pm »
Pawst! >:O
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #167 on: May 22, 2013, 03:24 pm »
Kris:
Health: 100
Hunger: 60
Hygiene: 100
Bladder: 90
Fun: 45
Social: 50

Money: 9800

You start it up, and are surprised at it's speed. Definately worth the money.

What do you search?
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #168 on: May 22, 2013, 03:26 pm »
Kris:
Health: 100
Hunger: 60
Hygiene: 100
Bladder: 90
Fun: 45
Social: 50

Money: 9800

You start it up, and are surprised at it's speed. Definately worth the money.

What do you search?
Seeing as both my social and fun needs are low...
*Goes on chat*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #169 on: May 22, 2013, 03:29 pm »
You log onto sploder tiny

Kris:
Health: 100
Hunger: 60
Hygiene: 100
Bladder: 90
Fun: 55
Social: 60

Money: 9800

It is now 6:30 pm

*you hear gunshots outside*
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #170 on: May 22, 2013, 03:30 pm »
Again...?
*Turns volume down to 0*
*Looks through window while covering face with curtain*
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #171 on: May 22, 2013, 03:31 pm »
Again...?
*Turns volume down to 0*
*Looks through window while covering face with curtain*
(this IS dreston you know, you're supposed to be saving it. xD)

You see 2 gangs shooting at each other. A gangland shooting, right outside your house. Call the police?
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #172 on: May 22, 2013, 03:32 pm »
(this IS dreston you know, you're supposed to be saving it. xD)

You see 2 gangs shooting at each other. A gangland shooting, right outside your house. Call the police?
I know, but I can't fight armed guys without a weapon. xD And yeah, I dial 911.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #173 on: May 22, 2013, 03:34 pm »
I know, but I can't fight armed guys without a weapon. xD And yeah, I dial 911.
You hear a smashing sound

Your window has been broken by a stray bullet.

The police arrive and the gangs run off.

*you may want to fix the window, as an open window will increase chance of robbery drastically. And murder slightly.

Window replacement: 50 s + 1 hour

The police ask you what happened
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #174 on: May 22, 2013, 03:37 pm »
You hear a smashing sound

Your window has been broken by a stray bullet.

The police arrive and the gangs run off.

*you may want to fix the window, as an open window will increase chance of robbery drastically. And murder slightly.

Window replacement: 50 s + 1 hour

The police ask you what happened
*Calls someone to replace my window*
"Well, the gangs are at it again. This is the second time this happened to me today. They we're shooting at each other like hell, and one of their bullets broke my window."
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #175 on: May 22, 2013, 03:38 pm »
*Calls someone to replace my window*
"Well, the gangs are at it again. This is the second time this happened to me today. They we're shooting at each other like hell, and one of their bullets broke my window."
*window will be fixed at 7:30*

"Alright is there anything else?" [maybe tell them about the police robbing you?]
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #176 on: May 22, 2013, 03:39 pm »
Kris:
Health: 100
Hunger: 60
Hygiene: 100
Bladder: 90
Fun: 35 (fear and stress from window breaking and gangs)
Social: 60

Money: 9750
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #177 on: May 22, 2013, 03:40 pm »
*window will be fixed at 7:30*

"Alright is there anything else?" [maybe tell them about the police robbing you?]
"Yes. I know this could be a disguised robber, but one of the officers threatened me for my money. I gave it to him and he ran off. I'm never sure if it was a real officer or a poser."
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #178 on: May 22, 2013, 03:40 pm »
"Yes. I know this could be a disguised robber, but one of the officers threatened me for my money. I gave it to him and he ran off. I'm never sure if it was a real officer or a poser."
"Alright, we will look into this." "thanks you for your time" *they leave*

Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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Re: The Splodes - Just Released [Beta Test]
« Reply #179 on: May 22, 2013, 03:42 pm »
*Goes back on sploder tiny*
*Logs in as firetrolik*