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Poke, I forgot how many Splodeolions you have. Mind refreshing me? xD

You've learned many new things about how to be a gangsta, not the least of which is to wear your pants so that your underwear/boxers show.
Umm...
Dahell are splodeolions xD lol XD WTF?
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Umm...
Dahell are splodeolions xD lol XD WTF?

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$14118 last time I checked

*Goes to Sploder-bell*
*Starts Work*
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Poke gets a wish!

"Kill A Splode"
Some splodes are born in death (oh noez!), some sims achieve death, and others still have death thrust upon them. Your splode wants to kill another splode.

+5000 LH if completed
 

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Mr. Gaudrealt (Celebrity!) comes in and orders a Supreme Taco. It has two types of meat, and more.

Taco shell
Hamburger
Canadian Bacon
Lettuce
Cheese
Cabbage

Make me a tacowich.
 

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Mr. Gaudrealt (Celebrity!) comes in and orders a Supreme Taco. It has two types of meat, and more.

Taco shell
Hamburger
Canadian Bacon
Lettuce
Cheese
Cabbage

Make me a tacowich.
Ah crap.
*Makes a tacowhich*
*First taco shell, then hamburger, then lettuce, then cabbage (dafuq xD?), then Canadian bacon, then cheese*

Poke gets a wish!

"Kill A Splode"
Some splodes are born in death (oh noez!), some sims achieve death, and others still have death thrust upon them. Your splode wants to kill another splode.

+5000 LH if completed
Ah crapwich
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Alriiiiight, pretty much right. +$50 because Mr. Gaudrealt is generous.
 

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Alriiiiight, pretty much right. +$50 because Mr. Gaudrealt is generous.
What did I get wrong? I need to improve if I wanna be the best =P
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What did I get wrong? I need to improve if I wanna be the best =P

Cabbage comes before lettuce. =P
 

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Cabbage comes before lettuce. =P
*Opens notebook*
Cabbage before lettuce...

Anyway...
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I go to the weapons shop. I look for melee weapons and silencers.
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I go to the weapons shop. I look for melee weapons and silencers.
Aren't we still in that alleyway?
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Aren't we still in that alleyway?
*Comes with Stellan*
error code 9772

Redstorm is lazy right now. Your request has been denied.

Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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error code 9772

Redstorm is lazy right now. Your request has been denied.
What about Him's? Lol.
 

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Oh yeah sorry. Ohkay. Where were we? Dx
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What about Him's? Lol.
chfuehyravko

Btw, him, you need to find a weapon store. They aren't exactly everywhere, so you can't look for one directly.

Occasionally there will be a notification stating there is one nearby.
Shadow ray cannon
Gold aurum axe
Shadow soul sword
9 bronze
17 silver
Golden exalted stake lance
Golden cross sword
1 phantoms
hp, phy def talisman
Hp and range attack talisman
Hp and speed talisman
Key
2 HP potion
Speed potion
Demon shard 1/5
3 Armour temp.
8 fish
1 lan. bow. temps.
 

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*Leaves work*
*Search for weapons shop*
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Why can't I be a chef? I can cook great, see?

 

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You find a weapons shop, Poke. It has many rare melee weapons. Keep looking or buy?
Why can't I be a chef? I can cook great, see?



Because you're not old enough in game to have a career.
 

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@Alone, do me and Stellan find one?
 

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@Alone, do me and Stellan find one?

Yes. It's full of hunting rifles.

You're in Lightfields right?
 

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Yes. It's full of hunting rifles.

You're in Lightfields right?
Yeah, how much are they?
 

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*Checks out melee weapons*
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Fine. *gets started on chores and waits for allowance*
 

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Yes. It's full of hunting rifles.

You're in Lightfields right?
How much for each and their damage? Which are the powerful ones? :3
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*Checks out melee weapons*

Katana $150
Scimitar $25
Unknown sword $500

These all oull finrest werapons!

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How much for each and their damage? Which are the powerful ones? :3

Most of them are priced at $25. The ones that aren't:

High Power Rifle: Great for sniping deer from far away-- and people, if you're evil enough. $100
High Accuracy Rifle: Great for sniping deer from closer... and actually hitting. Also good for killing people.
ClunkTechTM Hunter's Rifle: This is the best thing you'll find on the market! Just released from ClunkTech, this will kill anything, anywhere! (not) $10
 

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Katana $150
Scimitar $25
Unknown sword $500

These all oull finrest werapons!

xD
Hmm...
*Buys all of them*
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Most of them are priced at $25. The ones that aren't:

High Power Rifle: Great for sniping deer from far away-- and people, if you're evil enough. $100
High Accuracy Rifle: Great for sniping deer from closer... and actually hitting. Also good for killing people.
ClunkTechTM Hunter's Rifle: This is the best thing you'll find on the market! Just released from ClunkTech, this will kill anything, anywhere! (not) $10
How much for the second one? Lol.
 

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Most of them are priced at $25. The ones that aren't:

High Power Rifle: Great for sniping deer from far away-- and people, if you're evil enough. $100
High Accuracy Rifle: Great for sniping deer from closer... and actually hitting. Also good for killing people.
ClunkTechTM Hunter's Rifle: This is the best thing you'll find on the market! Just released from ClunkTech, this will kill anything, anywhere! (not) $10
I think you got the descriptions mixed up xD
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