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Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« on: May 02, 2013, 07:12 pm »
As some of you may know, I live with three older sisters (well, two of them are in college now). I am a head taller than all three of them, but when I was small, oh God, that was the worst time of my life.

Without further ado, I present to you horror stories from the grave and beyond.



Story 1: When I was 5, I was sitting in the kitchen, minding my own business, when all of a sudden all three of them rushed into the room and jumped me. One sister grabbed my arms and pinned me to the floor, another sat on me and poured salt on my face, and the other took these two big butcher's knives and started sharpening them, and then she advanced towards me. I managed to escape with my life.


Story 2: I detested carbonated drinks back then (I still do), so more than once they would, again, pin me to the floor and force-feed me Coca-Cola or root beer or something like that. And then they'd yell at me to clean it up when I made a mess (I was about 6).



Story 3: Probably the cruelest thing they've done. Thanksgiving Day; I was 6. Dinner had just ended, and we kids loved to play the "wishbone game." The sisters and I gathered into the kitchen, waiting, until this happened.

SISTERS: Do you know how to play the wishbone game?
ME: Of course.
SISTERS: Well, our family plays it a different way. Do you know how we play it?
ME: No, I don't.
SISTERS: Well, you stand up against a wall, and we nail the wishbone around your throat, and you have to escape without cutting your throat or removing the wishbone.
ME: ...  ???
SISTERS: Did you know you had a brother named Joe? He was the best brother ever, better than you. Well, last year he died playing the wishbone game. He cut his head off.
ME: Oh, no! (I was very gullible back then) How come Mom and Dad have never told me?
SISTERS: It causes them too much pain to think about it. Now, are you ready to play?

And at that moment, my mom, not hearing what the sisters were saying, walked in and said:
"Who wants to play the wishbone game?"

Terrified, I screamed and ran out of the kitchen and up to my bedroom.


STORY 4: This one time we were on vacation (again, I was 5), and we were in a cabin by a lake. The family (me included) was taking a walk down by the lakeside. One of my sisters suddenly turned towards me and said:
"Hey, Nick, did you know the catfish in this lake grow up to 40 pounds?"
"Really?"
"Would you like to find out?"
She then grabbed me and started to carry me towards the lake, me kicking and screaming.
Fortunately my mom saved me just in time.


STORY 5: The Field Museum in Chicago. I was 4. There is an exhibit there featuring huge robotic insects and arachnids and whatnot. One pit had a very large robot earwig that was "guarding its eggs," and the thing was programmed to advance forward and swipe its tail.
WELL, we went there, and my parents went ahead. So my sisters grabbed me and lifted me down into the pit, right next to this giant earwig that was advancing towards me and swinging its tail and hissing.
That scarred me.
Naturally I caused a big ruckus, and my parents, once again, saved me.




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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2013, 07:28 pm »
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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2013, 07:29 pm »
Your sisters are she-demons.
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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2013, 07:34 pm »
You're sisters caused hell for you.
 

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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 08:08 pm »
They did, man, they did...
 

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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2013, 09:50 pm »
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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2013, 09:53 pm »
Horrible.

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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 10:13 pm »
That's so mean. The wishbone game one was kinda funny, no offence. So... did they really mean they were gonna kill you? The buechers knife...

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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 10:20 pm »
I have two little sisters.

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Re: Horror Stories from Living with Sisters
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 10:24 pm »
Your sisters sound like they would do better in an insane asylum... o.o

Anyway, the creepiest was 1.