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String Theory
« on: April 18, 2013, 11:51 pm »
*adopts Morgan Freeman voice* Hello my friends, and welcome to The Auspicious Yet Prosaic Revolution of String Theory.

Behold...the humble string.



What possibilities lie within those tightly woven fibers? Could it contain an ecosystem? A portal between time and space?

Well, let's take a look at the actual string itself. Notice its cylindrical form, implying the presence of the 2nd dimension. However, the string is clipped at both ends, proving that the 2nd Dimension is a compacted, palpable place of existence, but that raises many more questions: what if the string is simply a fragment from an infinite paradox of dimensions? And by doing so, we have created three two-dimensional universes, and they could be parallel. We could chop the string into millions of pieces, and we could make millions of universes.

And let's take a look at the sinews holding the actual string together. The woven sinews together prove to be a very formidable force; only a very strong amount of pulling or hacking could sever them. However, taking one individual fiber and slowly "zipping" it off the string changes that string completely, making it totally different from the other strings. And for all we know, the gentle tug of a single thread could cause the entire string to warp.

Well, that concludes String Theory.
 

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Re: String Theory
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 11:54 pm »
So basically the universe is composed of a bunch of strings.

Lol that solves a whole lot.
 

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Re: String Theory
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 11:54 pm »

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Re: String Theory
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2013, 12:02 am »
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Re: String Theory
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2013, 12:07 am »
So basically the universe is composed of a bunch of strings.

Lol that solves a whole lot.

Makes a lot more sense than "particle physics" and "general relativity," huh.