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Troyio the Movie Critic
« on: April 14, 2013, 08:31 pm »
Post any movie you've seen, want to see, or want to know my opinion towards.  I will give a 1-100 rating percentage and a mini review.


GO FOR IT splodeS
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2013, 08:33 pm »
Batman and Robin  :))
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2013, 08:35 pm »
Step Brothers




 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2013, 08:35 pm »
Which one?
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2013, 08:36 pm »
LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring
LOTR: The Two Towers
LOTR: The Return of the King
Napoleon Dynamite
Les Miserables (any version)
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2013, 08:38 pm »




 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2013, 08:43 pm »
Step Brothers

78%

A really good comedy.  The story was not a remake of some other funny movie.  I loved the actors and the jokes were great.  Not overly raunchy either which is nice.

LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring
LOTR: The Two Towers
LOTR: The Return of the King

72%

All three of them are the same.  Good movies just not very appealing to me. 

Napoleon Dynamite

59%

I never liked Napoleon Dynamite that much.  It's really dry and just overall ugly.  Some parts are funny but I'm not a funny of movies just making fun of slow paced areas.  It's alright.

Les Miserables (any version)

0%

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2013, 08:48 pm »
Lol @ the les miserables one.

Star Wars: E3
Star Wars: E6
The Three Stooges (New one)
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2013, 08:51 pm »
Lol @ the les miserables one.

Star Wars: E3

66%

Better than some people give credit for.  It linked everything together quite nicely.  The effects were good too.

Star Wars: E6

94%

A complete classic.  Topped the other two by far.  Had various places and had some of the most known plot twists in movie history.  Excellent movie.

The Three Stooges (New one)

29%

Sucked wanker.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2013, 08:55 pm »
Which one?

just search up batman and robin by joel schumacher
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 08:56 pm »
28 Days Later.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2013, 08:57 pm »
Can you do books too? I have some really good books.

Whatever the Bieber movie is
Blues Brothers
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2013, 08:57 pm »
READ BOOKS?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

splode that
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2013, 08:58 pm »
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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2013, 09:01 pm »
Batman and Robin  :))

40%

Meh.  Corny and predictable.  Not my type of movie.

28 Days Later.

89%

This movie took me by surprise.  It was really one of the first to get away from slow moving zombies and get a crazy ass psycho zombie.  It was also very realistic.  Let's not forget it that it is packed full of epic suspense and jump scares.  Top 10 scary movie for me.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2013, 09:27 pm »
 Brave
 The Hunger Games
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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2013, 09:29 pm »
Pulp fiction
my irl pic no h8 plz
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2013, 09:33 pm »
Brave

??%

Never saw it.  Heard it was good though.

The Hunger Games

60%

Never read the books but the movie was good.  Disappointed on the amount of gore (was supposed to be good).  It seemed a little crushed together but JLAW has a nice rack.

Pulp fiction

50%

I KNOW I KNOW It's a classic to some.  It's just not my type of movie.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2013, 09:35 pm »
??%

Never saw it.  Heard it was good though.

60%

Never read the books but the movie was good.  Disappointed on the amount of gore (was supposed to be good).  It seemed a little crushed together but JLAW has a nice rack.

50%

I KNOW I KNOW It's a classic to some.  It's just not my type of movie.
lol 50% my ass
my irl pic no h8 plz
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2013, 09:36 pm »
peanut ur gay stfu i hate u
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2013, 09:36 pm »
Beavis & Butthead: Do America.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2013, 09:37 pm »
peanut ur gay stfu i hate u
shut up cracker jack splodeer
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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2013, 09:37 pm »
The Big Lebowski
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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2013, 09:38 pm »
Beavis & Butthead: Do America.
The Big Lebowski

Never saw either.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2013, 02:59 am »
dance flick
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2013, 03:00 am »
??%

Never saw it.  Heard it was good though.

60%

Never read the books but the movie was good.  Disappointed on the amount of gore (was supposed to be good).  It seemed a little crushed together but JLAW has a nice rack.

50%

I KNOW I KNOW It's a classic to some.  It's just not my type of movie.
lol you gave Pulp Fiction a 50%. All of your ratings suck, and are generally ignorant.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2013, 07:09 am »
Probably are lol.  But just because I don't take a liking to a movie just because it's highly liked doesn't mean they're bad.  I said my opinions of movies not how much people like them.
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2013, 07:20 am »
Wreck-it-ralph :D
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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2013, 07:59 am »
Disaster movie. This is #1 on Imdb's 100 worst movies of all time list. Trust me, you will not be pleased after watching it...
 

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Re: Troyio the Movie Critic
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2013, 08:47 am »
V for Vendetta

Capitalism: A Love Story

District 9

The Fifth Element