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Offline jonahguy

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How to get a girlfriend
« on: March 16, 2013, 02:28 pm »
Make sure you ask the girl out.

A girl always loves it when a boy is nice to her and smiles a lot ( unless she's goth). If your a boy, you should be the one to make the first move. Girls get really nervous when they have to ask out a guy. You should always be your self so she can see the true you! Have good manners and treat her with respect. Maintain your personal hygiene (girls hate kissing a guy with bad breath!) Talk to her about stuff that you're both interested in. Take the initiative to ask her out. Don't flirt with tons of other girls or she won't take you seriously. Don't toy with a girls feelings. Don't treat her like a guy, treat her as an individual If she says no, respect her decision and don't nag at her. Be sweet and nice but don't be too quick to grab the fish (girl). Become friends and then you have her hooked. Then just reel her in slowly. Just be your self. Act like a normal person. If you love her you have to talk to her every time, and when you talk to her every and everyday you should get the answers. You can say, "I love you" in a real way so then you need to know if she likes you or not that is how you do it :D
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2013, 05:44 pm »
I don't grab girls.
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2013, 06:12 pm »
Lol
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2013, 06:22 pm »
Move to eHarmony
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2013, 06:42 pm »
LOL @ AMDRI
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2013, 11:02 am »
I've already got a girlfriend.

She asked me out first though.
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2013, 08:25 pm »
Uuuhh... I don't wanna girl friend.

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2013, 08:29 pm »
I already have a girlfriend.

Her name is Palmela Handerson.



 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2013, 08:34 pm »
If only there were a guide for: how to get a boyfriend.
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2013, 10:05 pm »
Palmela Handerson - I'm still laughing at that one...  ;D

Seriously, though, whether you want a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or all of the above, don't objectify that person - don't treat them like a fish, a meal, a fire hydrant, whatever.  Treat them with respect, and share you feelings honestly.  You might be able to date someone based on putting on a false show (the strongman, the submissive woman, the smooth talker, etc.), but you'll enjoy your relationships a lot more if you (and your partner/s) are honest and straightforward.

venn
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 01:53 pm »
You have got to be kidding me. Why would you even make a poll like this.  :o >:D ???
 

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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 02:53 pm »
wait.what?
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Re: How to get a girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2013, 06:51 am »
imma girl :))