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« on: March 06, 2013, 07:08 am »
I am calling up, regarding my son. He is 8 months pregnant and I am wondering if it's okay to take a spider out of his bed.
 

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2013, 10:47 am »
... I like turtles.


 

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Re: Hi.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 08:31 am »
But seriously, I hate when I accidentally a spatula in the bucket list.
 

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Re: Hi.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 08:33 am »
You're making zero sense.




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Re: Hi.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 08:34 am »
You're making zero sense.
WTF, hell no.


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He's making absolutely NO sense C=
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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Re: Hi.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 08:39 am »
Watermelons do have souls, it's the World Cup which decides the President.
 

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 08:39 am »
Watermelons do have souls, it's the World Cup which decides the President.
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Re: Hi.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 08:41 am »
  :blank:

The Gravity does reflect the usefulness of an antelope on the moon.
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 08:48 am »
well, now thats better. Full of dense sense, keep it coming..
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 09:17 am »
Let's fight bro.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 09:19 am »
Hello, the do of to-do is to keep it flaming. It just seems to fat, it'll rise up trying to see it by getting glasses in a banana shop which isn't true.
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 09:26 am »
Let's fight bro.
If we fight, why do I need a pineapple to judge my mathematics test in History?
 

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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 09:27 am »
Hello, the do of to-do is to keep it flaming. It just seems to fat, it'll rise up trying to see it by getting glasses in a banana shop which isn't true.
Thank you so much! I knew the Solution involved monkeys setting onto the horizon and the photo order form!
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 09:32 am »
Thank you so much! I knew the Solution involved monkeys setting onto the horizon and the photo order form!
No, the horizont: why is it vertical because it's not called horizontal by moneky language and apple fights? I just simply don't see the reason by you.
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 09:40 am »
Reasoning computers seem to feed our starving dogs of flying kites.
 

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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2013, 11:11 am »
Why do cats eat waffles whenever the toothpaste is purple?


 

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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2013, 06:21 am »
I agree completely. The Ignorance of the Alphabet Soup is quite charming compared to the Pope.
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2013, 07:10 am »
English Mother Sploder, do you speak it?!
Nani?
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 07:13 am »
English Mother Sploder, do you speak it?!

You didn't cuss there, you jimbob shallywagger!
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Re: Hi.
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 07:17 am »
Lol @ this thread
 

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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2013, 07:18 am »
You didn't cuss there, you jimbob shallywagger!
...stop your shimwit holliganz and do something useful you bombarding biscuit bum
Nani?
 

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« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2013, 07:29 am »
...stop your shimwit holliganz and do something useful you bombarding biscuit bum

I say, thy tongue be rather colorful, hmm?
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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2013, 07:30 am »
I say, thy tongue be rather colorful, hmm?
Si
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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2013, 07:35 am »
Si

*suddenly rages* Ich hasst dich!!!
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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2013, 07:36 am »
*suddenly rages* Ich hasst dich!!!
Nyet
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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2013, 07:40 am »
Nyet

*switches to russian mode now* Da!
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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 07:42 am »
*switches to russian mode now* Da!
Nyo
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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2013, 07:47 am »
Nyo

*Switches to Teh Internets mode* Y U BEIN TROLL?
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2013, 08:22 am »
This what again active?
 

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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2013, 08:28 am »
You don't need a purple goat to know it's Lasagna time.