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When life gives you lemons...
« on: February 28, 2013, 08:49 pm »
Don't make lemonade!  Make life take the lemons back.  Get mad!  I don't want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2013, 08:50 pm »
I knew you would post this xD
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2013, 08:51 pm »
I was hoping you wouldn't make that joke so I could
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2013, 08:51 pm »
Why when you could make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it?
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2013, 08:51 pm »
Ha.




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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2013, 08:59 pm »
pls no bypsing pls
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2013, 08:59 pm »
What should you do with your lemons?

Give them to Maxliam.



 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2013, 08:16 am »
Demand to see life's manager.  Make life rule the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson Lemons.  Do you know who I am?  I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down...  with the lemons!
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2013, 08:19 am »
But I LIKE lemonade...  :(
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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2013, 08:20 am »
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon... That burns your house down!
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2013, 10:52 am »
Please don't bypass.
Please don't quote the bypass.
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2013, 11:15 am »
When life gives you lemons...
Chuck it right back at life and tell them that you can make lemonade with your own lemons.
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2013, 11:16 am »
This would be a whole lot funnier if y'all had played portal 2.
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2013, 11:18 am »
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2013, 11:20 am »
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.
 

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Re: When life gives you lemons...
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2013, 11:22 am »
@mshaafay Please don't quote someone quoting a bypass.
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