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I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« on: February 03, 2013, 03:50 am »
I have grown in truth over the years and the qualities a reviewer should have. I have learned to have a way of noticing things and I know that you need a variety of things thrown into the pot. You also don't have to follow the cookbook and you can improvise. Of course you need to present that game well after heating it correctly. I'm very keen to start reviewing but if I don't make it that is fine. Thanks!
This is my trial for an application: (My review) Well what can I say about Aross131 and his 'noob school' series? Their a great mix of humour and gameplay but the decoration does need a bit of work. It's of a good quality, but there's always room for improvement. He has made quite a lot of games to bundle into the series but the specific one I will be reviewing is Escape from Noob School, his first in the lot. It has limited decoration and it's the basic design but at least it has a little plot - You take one look at Justin Bieber and your parents think you love him. They take you to noob school where he is visiting and you know you have to escape! A pretty bland storyline with a couple of jokes thrown in there is all it takes for a happy noob school game. The school itself is fairly simple with tiles and no walls. Typically there is a bathroom with water running yet that's the furthest it goes. The owls, who are usually the children, hang around places with keys near them to unlock other rooms with another key in. It's the thing you'd expect for a first noob school with little originality and not really multiple endings but I'm being unfair here - his later games get better and better!
Ratings:
Gameplay: 2.5/5
Difficulty: 0.5/5
Action: 0.5/5
Creativity: 1/5
Placement: 4/5
Lag: 0/5
Overall: 2/5
Verdict:
Okay, so it isn't the best game but it's a decent launchpad to do better. Now he's cruising up the noob school chain and having competitions, but now you know what started it all. Not the most demanding of games but at least it's worth a two out of 5.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2013, 09:12 am by maximus3322110 »



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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2013, 08:25 am »
Don't post applications if they are not finished. 

And you apply by reviewing a Sploder game.
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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2013, 08:53 am »
Don't post applications if they are not finished. 

And you apply by reviewing a Sploder game.
Sorry, it was an accident and I'm in the process of doing that.



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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2013, 06:09 pm »
Denied, you need to apply with a review on a sploder game, go into depths on some parts of the game, and give your opinion. look at some reviews on the mainsite to help you get a feel of it.
you may re-apply in 3 weeks.
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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 12:38 pm »
I have done all of these things but I understand.

By the way, I thought it was 2 weeks. Have they changed it?



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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 12:40 pm »
I have done all of these things but I understand.

By the way, I thought it was 2 weeks. Have they changed it?
Yes.  They changed it to 3.




 

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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 12:44 pm »
Oh alright. Any tips on my next application?



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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 12:47 pm »
Oh alright. Any tips on my next application?
Sorry. Ask Dudki or a reviewer
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Re: I would like to apply to be a reviewer.
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 12:49 pm »
Okay. I'll try to keep my spirits up and ask them for help.



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