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WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« on: February 05, 2013, 06:04 pm »
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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2013, 06:08 pm »
Boi that tickled my ribs like a vest of feathers vibrating as I rode a prickly bunny as wind blew through my chest hair
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2013, 06:09 pm »
Boi that tickled my ribs like a vest of feathers vibrating as I rode a prickly bunny as wind blew through my chest hair
What the splode lmao
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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2013, 06:10 pm »
What did you say about my mama?
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2013, 06:12 pm »
What did you say about my mama?
I licked her fat hairy splode while reading Twilight and eating a goddamn chimichanga all while re-fueling my motorcycle with bread crumbs
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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 06:14 pm »
LOL @ THIS THREAD
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2013, 06:19 pm »
you guys are homo
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 06:26 pm »
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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 06:29 pm »
your so gay you cant even think straight
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2013, 06:30 pm »
Boi that tickled my ribs like a vest of feathers vibrating as I rode a prickly bunny as wind blew through my chest hair

Ha, you wish.

 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2013, 06:33 pm »
ill have u both know that i once killed an ostrich because its legs were too damn compared to its body and i fried its feathers and made crucifixs out of its bones to warn the other ostriches that if i ever lay eyes on an ostrich i will splodein tie its neck around a blender and listen to kelis while making a real milkshake

so dont be ostriches you two jimbob shallywaggers -.-

and moola, i work tirelessly as a male dancer and get abused by drunk old men who are in the wrong bar and i pick the shards of glass out of my speedo and sell them on ebay for 3 cents a piece until i saved up enough to go to lowes and buy miracle grow so i can rub it on my chest and be a man because my dad is a grizzly bear and will not let me return to the den until i am a bear so dont font me bruh
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 06:36 pm »
ill have u both know that i once killed an ostrich because its legs were too damn compared to its body and i fried its feathers and made crucifixs out of its bones to warn the other ostriches that if i ever lay eyes on an ostrich i will flippin tie its neck around a blender and listen to kelis while making a real milkshake

so dont be ostriches you two jimbob shallywaggers -.-

and moola, i work tirelessly as a male dancer and get abused by drunk old men who are in the wrong bar and i pick the shards of glass out of my speedo and sell them on ebay for 3 cents a piece until i saved up enough to go to lowes and buy miracle grow so i can rub it on my chest and be a man because my dad is a grizzly bear and will not let me return to the den until i am a bear so dont font me bruh

You sold glass shards on ebay

for only three cents? There are a lot of desperate morons on ebay, you could have gotten at least 20 bucks a piece.
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 06:39 pm »
im a bald grizzly bear me no smart
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2013, 06:41 pm »
haha you suck at being a grizzly bear

your named after that gay guy on high school musical
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2013, 06:42 pm »
ill have u both know that i once killed an ostrich because its legs were too damn compared to its body and i fried its feathers and made crucifixs out of its bones to warn the other ostriches that if i ever lay eyes on an ostrich i will flippin tie its neck around a blender and listen to kelis while making a real milkshake

so dont be ostriches you two jimbob shallywaggers -.-

and moola, i work tirelessly as a male dancer and get abused by drunk old men who are in the wrong bar and i pick the shards of glass out of my speedo and sell them on ebay for 3 cents a piece until i saved up enough to go to lowes and buy miracle grow so i can rub it on my chest and be a man because my dad is a grizzly bear and will not let me return to the den until i am a bear so dont font me bruh
One time I broke my dad's hand when he was spanking me because little did he know 2 years ago I had surgery on my ass from a french doctor and he removed my skin ass and replaced it with an ass made of out of the finest titanium, and I also have a robotic hand built by Steve Jobs 3 days ago. Next time, check who's the real badass here
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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2013, 07:21 pm »
haha you suck at being a grizzly bear

your named after that gay guy on high school musical

:'(

YOUR NAMED AFTER A GAY PIRATE ON PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN WILL TURNER!!
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2013, 07:48 pm »
Nothing wrong with being ghei lmao.
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2013, 07:52 pm »
Once I was swimming with some hot babes and they were all like "oh my you are so smokin" and then I got laid true story.
For fifty and nine he swam along just fine, a mind that’s trained to see, always would know what goes on inside, goes on in me.
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2013, 07:56 pm »
i once pretended to fall and I grabbed my spanish teachers boobie

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2013, 07:58 pm »
I once had a dream where I looked at a girl and she looked back.

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2013, 07:59 pm »
I have no comeback.  You are so cool.
 

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2013, 08:03 pm »
I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow
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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2013, 08:05 pm »
I once thought about a girl while I was taking a shower

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Re: WHAT DID THE GUY GET WHEN HE ATE RAW FISH?!
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2013, 11:09 pm »
One time I masturbated to myself
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