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Elephant in the Room
« on: January 27, 2013, 01:42 pm »
Ugh. This is not going to be easy to say. This is basically 4 years worth of a huge confession, but with all this guilt within me... I know that this is the best choice.

I honestly can't take it anymore, with all these speeches I constantly make, and me being a role model to people, and my soldier rank.
It kills me inside everyday as I bear this soldier rank.

I know most of you like this soldier title, I know most of you want to get a promotion, and that's normal on these forums. But what isn't normal is me. I'm not normal.

I know what you most of you think of me. A good soldier, and a well respected member. Yeah, those are supposed to be compliments, but saying that to me is like taking a gunshot for me, and leaving me with all the guilt. I am not a good soldier, I'm not even a good member.
I'm the worst member on this forum. This is not just a random cry of self pity, but this is apart of a MUCH bigger picture that's been going on.

I just want to say, before I begin, that I have pm'd 3 mods to guest this account, and potentially ban me, because I want to leave.

I have tried many times to leave, but every attempt I find myself coming back, because of guilt. I know that in order for me to truly leave, I must confess this secret I've been keeping for 4 years, and for this year I have been holding it inside me.

I am Jason.

No, that was not a typo. I'm Jason. Yes, the forum hacker/spammer that I have been thought to hate with all my life? Well, that's me. Yeah.

I know by this time you're all thinking this is too stupid to be true, considering the amount of times that Jason- I have been caught before via proxy.

Well, let me get to the start. It was a couple years ago in the summer, and I was Jason, who just got banned on my cochi account. The older members remember cochi, right? That was also me, btw. I got banned on it, and I just stayed put on ewitwer's forum.

Then, I decided to make one of my rage attacks on this forum, I usually get a random alt and make a random act of violence on this forum like for instance spam the infamous bird in the word, but in more recent cases it was "raging". Well, I found a guy on the mainsite, with a feature (which were my primary targets). I took his name, it was ironmonkey, this account I'm on right now.
I decided to use it, and rage on the forums, by getting into a fight with my OTHER alt, just for laughs. Then, I got banned on ironmonkey, but this time I got sent to POW, not giblet.

They thought I was actually... a new member troll. Not jason, or an alt of anyone else, but an actual troll.
So, I just spammed and trolled till I got banned to giblet, and then I realized I was in the same exact hole my now alter ego (Jason) was in.

Well, after much discussion, Ironmonkey was given a second chance. And this time, I was smarter than I was on Jason 3 years ago. I wasn't some stupid kid anymore.

So, I get respected as Ironmonkey, and I befriend (ironically) some of the worst enemies of Jason. (tookewl, spellmage, even Grant). The sad thing is however, they didn't know who I really was.

And I bet if they knew, like they're just finding out right now, they would hate me because I'm jason.

So, I decided that I'm just going to drop the act, I'm not someone cool. I'm Jason. I'm a spammer. Iron = Jason. Okay?

I've been giving speeches to people... But I don't give speeches for nothing... I give it to you people because well, I want you privates to be the furthest thing I am. A liar, a hypocrite, and a traitor.

Right now, the barracks likes me I suppose, but after this thread, I can guarantee people will feel cheated by me, but I feel that confessing this is the right thing to do. I'm sick of lying, I'm sick of it all. I'm sick of everything.

M main goal as iron, was to PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT I CAN CHANGE.

Look at me now, have I changed? I needed to prove it to this forum someday that Jason, can somehow change. Well, for those of you still to this day doubt that Jason could ever change....well here I am.

I want this all to be a last goodbye, and this is to clean up everyone's grudges, I made this account to clean up spellmage's and tookewl's grudges against Jason, I'm sorry to all of them finding out, I've enjoyed being your bro... But I never was your bro, and that's what hurt me the most, that I could never be your bro.

Well look at that, I got water nearing my eye corners, how pathetic. Almost sobbing for an internet forum, lol. Well, since this is my honesty thread, why not mention it.

I am now going to move on with my life, and yes I do have a life now. I wanted this Ironmonkey account to just have the "purpose" of changing everyone's opinions about Jason. I am a changed member, and I have proved to you all that I have changed, and this soldier and respect proves it.

I'll be leaving you all, and I just want you all to know to please don't remember me as a fraud, but as someone who stood up against the system, and proved to everyone that he can change. Thank you.


I love you all, and I think you're all great people. I'll be moving on with my life now, like I've been slowly doing ever since I got back on.
I say this to my friends, who feel like my family. I could have gotten away with this, but as time went by, I saw you more as family than ever. I can't lie to you like this, not for this long. I know that the truth has to come out, and I picked this day.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2013, 06:42 pm by ironmonkey »
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 01:43 pm »
Fuse request
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 01:44 pm »
Thanks for that. :)


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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 01:44 pm »
Kewl.
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 01:45 pm »
Thank you.


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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 01:49 pm »
Nice. =)
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 01:51 pm »
Cool ranks. I like this ranks more. It will get a little time to learn them without seeing this thread. Please if you can add the stars of each rank.
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2013, 01:52 pm »
Please if you can add the stars of each rank.

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2013, 01:54 pm »
I like them.
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2013, 02:02 pm »
Nice new post ranks!
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2013, 02:09 pm »
Excuse me, but it should be Disruptor, not Disrupter.
(sorry for being a grammar Nazi, but this annoys me a bit* >.>)

* - by a bit I mean that this annoys the living shizz out of me
« Last Edit: January 27, 2013, 02:18 pm by wiktor3 »


 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2013, 02:20 pm »
I don't really like it
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2013, 02:20 pm »
Heavy cruiser, cool. 8)




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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2013, 02:26 pm »
my rank is cool.
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2013, 02:48 pm »
Here are the corresponding stars to each rank, as well.
0-100 Turret  0
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200-500 Cruiser ** 2
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Iron!!! I wanted to make the thread :(
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2013, 02:59 pm »
I'm speeder but what is this?

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2013, 03:05 pm »
I mean crusier.

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2013, 03:10 pm »
I mean crusier.

It's a title for you to carry. It's based on how many times you have posted in this forum. Once you post more, you'll rise up through the titles.
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2013, 03:21 pm »
It's a title for you to carry. It's based on how many times you have posted in this forum. Once you post more, you'll rise up through the titles.
Ya now i get it so it's no more newbie jr.member and stuff like that.

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2013, 04:14 pm »
Im a mortar :D

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2013, 06:21 pm »
I like it. :)
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2013, 06:33 pm »
I'm a cruiser but I have 1 star.
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2013, 06:42 pm »
I love it!
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2013, 09:52 pm »
credit to brocky 4 original idea
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2013, 10:28 pm »
*approved by Sploder Staff ;)
 

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2013, 08:02 am »
Excuse me, but it should be Disruptor, not Disrupter.
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2013, 02:32 pm »
I have to be honest but this is so much better than the old system :D


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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2013, 09:43 pm »
I'm a Turret uuhhh  ??? Why!
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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2013, 09:54 pm »
I like this better then the old one.

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Re: The new posting ranks.
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2013, 10:46 pm »
i really need to post some more  :P :o :o :o