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Offline YoungCaliman

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I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« on: January 08, 2013, 01:10 am »
So I took a cab home.

I lost the keys though, so now I don't know what to do with it.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2013, 01:24 am »
Are you skilled with lockpicking? Or wires?


 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2013, 01:26 am »
So, what did you learn today, Young?
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2013, 01:36 am »
So, what did you learn today, Young?

Always leave the keys in the ignition when you come home drunk so you'll find them the next morning.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2013, 06:27 am »
I never got drunk in my life...

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2013, 06:30 am »
I think he's just kidding.
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2013, 06:32 am »
I know he is but just saying...

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2013, 06:33 am »
I never got drunk in my life...
"I never got drunk in my life..." that would mean your dead.



 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 06:34 am »
I know he is but just saying...
Ok, whatever.
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 10:19 am »
"I never got drunk in my life..." that would mean your dead.
And how do you know this isnt my ghost?

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 11:56 am »
"I never got drunk in my life..." that would mean your dead.
It isn't the word "got" that makes him dead, it's the lack of the word "have".
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2013, 12:45 pm »
I've never became...
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2013, 12:49 pm »
You already used that one lol
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2013, 02:03 pm »
I've never became...
Nope. That makes no sense.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2013, 02:06 pm »
You can have:
I have never gotten drunk
I have never been drunk
I have never become drunk
Never have I been/gotten/become drunk
I've never been/gotten/become drunk
I have not been drunk.
Drunk is something I've never been/gotten/become
Alcohol is the splodeing devil !!!!!!!666!!!!!!6!!!!
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2013, 02:09 pm »
You can have:
I have never gotten drunk
I have never been drunk
I have never become drunk
Never have I been/gotten/become drunk
I've never been/gotten/become drunk
I have not been drunk.
Drunk is something I've never been/gotten/become
Alcohol is the flipping devil !!!!!!!666!!!!!!6!!!!
I have sorta bad grammar but i know a lot of words

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2013, 02:17 pm »
I have sorta bad grammar but i know a lot of words
It's not your first language, though, is it?

I'm not nitpicking with you, I'm just annoyed that people are correcting your grammar with their own wrong grammar.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2013, 02:17 pm »
Back on topic.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2013, 02:24 pm »
It's not your first language, though, is it?

I'm not nitpicking with you, I'm just annoyed that people are correcting your grammar with their own wrong grammar.
Of course not.My first language is Serbian.For example we have much more complex grammar than this language.Do you understand this:Bas morate da mi narusavate samopouzdanje.

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2013, 02:30 pm »
Of course not.My first language is Serbian.For example we have much more complex grammar than this language.Do you understand this:Bas morate da mi narusavate samopouzdanje.
Of course I don't. I only speak English, Spanish and French.


But lets get back on topic, shall we. I don't want to spoil Young's thread. Make another thread if you wanna talk. :}
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2013, 02:34 pm »
Alright.You speak French?Cool,me too.

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2013, 02:36 pm »
And how do you know this isnt my ghost?
Casper?



 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2013, 02:38 pm »
So I took a cab home.

I lost the keys though, so now I don't know what to do with it.

Haha heard it before but it cracked me up!
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2013, 02:47 pm »

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2013, 08:35 pm »
You already used that one lol

Have I really? I just thought of this one yesterday, lol.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2013, 08:43 pm »
Of course not.My first language is Serbian.For example we have much more complex grammar than this language.Do you understand this:Bas morate da mi narusavate samopouzdanje.
Incorrect, English is a much much much more complex language than siberian.
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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2013, 08:56 pm »
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2013, 10:26 pm »
Incorrect, English is a much much much more complex language than siberian.
True, English is a mix of languages such as latin, german, and spanish. There are some traces of Native American in US English, but yeah, he is right.
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2013, 10:43 pm »
Have I really? I just thought of this one yesterday, lol.
Very similar jokes have been stated previously.
 

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Re: I Got Very Drunk Last Night
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2013, 07:53 am »
Incorrect, English is a much much much more complex language than siberian.
Serbian not siberian.And btw how many tenses you got?Present simple,past simple,past continuous,present continuous,present perfect,past perfect,future tense and maybe one or 2 more.Now listen to this.Our tenses:Prezent,Futur 1,Futur 2,Pluskvamperfekat,Aorist,Imperativ,Imperfekat,Perfekat,Konjuktiv,Kondicional,Kondicional prosli,Kondicional sadasnji,Glagolski pridev radni,glagolski pridev trpni,Glagolski prilog sadasnji,Glagolski prilog prosli,Infinitiv.Thats 16.You got less than 10.

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