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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2013, 04:00 pm »
And it is Lawrence not Laurence lmao 
 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2013, 04:03 pm »
"I'll come with ya Lawrence."




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2013, 04:04 pm »
" Why hello there, I just woke up from my itsy bitsy wittle nappy wappy, sorry if I made any bed sounds, I sometimes do that. My name is Edward Pepilloute the third, but you can just call me Edward Pepilloute the third for short. Cheerio, I do believe it is time for my daily crumpet and tea, anyone want to join me? I am quite friendly and do not bite! ;)"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2013, 04:07 pm »
"Oh my, I must have left my crumpet set taped to the back of the bus, I shall go at once to grab it!"

* Leaves through exit hatch*
* Jumps off bus*
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2013, 04:08 pm »
I get off the bus and scout the area around it and then look for food and other things that could be useful like bottles or something.



 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2013, 04:08 pm »
WEATHER: 46F

Time: 7:20 am

MORNING
 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2013, 04:09 pm »
* Grabs my crumpet set*
* Walks back to bus*

" I do say! This bus is rather tall, I do wish someone would help me on!"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2013, 04:10 pm »
" I've been standing here all night and I am freezing my britches off, do hurry!"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2013, 04:11 pm »
#Hungry moans come from deep in the woods#
 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2013, 04:13 pm »
*Knifes Edward*

FINALLY IT'S OVER!!




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2013, 04:13 pm »
" Oh my, my stomach is having a fit, do you not hear these moans for help! Please someone, I beg of you lest I have to sit out here all day!"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2013, 04:14 pm »
Oh fine. 

*Heals Edward*




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2013, 04:14 pm »
*Knifes Edward*

FINALLY IT'S OVER!!

""splode" you "aint" even by me, I doubt your aim is anywhere short of lousy, and even then my crumpet tin is large enough to block
knives from all angles".
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2013, 04:15 pm »
""bro" you "aint" even by me, I doubt your aim is anywhere short of lousy, and even then my crumpet tin is large enough to block
knives from all angles".
Wow.  That was weird.




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #74 on: January 05, 2013, 04:16 pm »
"Since you had the decency to come and say sorry, I shall spare your life."

*Thinks to self*

"I must learn to blend in with the commonfolk here, they are animals!"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #75 on: January 05, 2013, 04:17 pm »
"I'm a lion.  Rawr."




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #76 on: January 05, 2013, 04:18 pm »
*Rides beefy's back into the bus*

"Aiight splodes, who gun have some crumpets? Ive got hot and ready lemon tea from lipton on my portable stove. Line up"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #77 on: January 05, 2013, 04:18 pm »
#Peter is bitten while he's scouting for bottles#
 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #78 on: January 05, 2013, 04:19 pm »
#Peter is bitten while he's scouting for bottles#
"Is beefy peter? Why he is in the bus with me silly!!"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #79 on: January 05, 2013, 04:19 pm »
Nick: "Oh, God! Can we amputate?"
 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #80 on: January 05, 2013, 04:19 pm »
Nah pete is peter
 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #81 on: January 05, 2013, 04:20 pm »
"I ain't Peter!  I Toby.  Toby the Lion."




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #82 on: January 05, 2013, 04:22 pm »
" The poor nigha is just hungry, don't jump to conlusions!"
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #83 on: January 05, 2013, 04:37 pm »
* Breaks open emergency glass that leads to the emergency axe, pockets axe and grabs a hand full of glass*

*Stuffs a crumpet full of shards of glass*

*Grabs peter the almost zombie, shoves the glass filled crumpet down his throat, amputates his leg with the bite on it with the emergecy axe and then grabs the tea kettle and poors the sclading tea all over peter's body*

"This should keep him well fed, unthirsty, and healthy."
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #84 on: January 05, 2013, 04:38 pm »
"Wow.  You are smart."




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #85 on: January 05, 2013, 04:40 pm »
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #86 on: January 05, 2013, 04:40 pm »
"Wow.  You are smart."
"Yes lad, yes I am." "No worries everyone, I shall take the burden of taking card of ol' pete here! As you can see, this is further proof as to why I am valuable to be kept alive! Later today, we shall dine on "pork"."
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #87 on: January 05, 2013, 04:42 pm »
"I ain't need pork.  I got taters in my knapsack.  By the way, where's Tyson?"




 

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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #88 on: January 05, 2013, 04:43 pm »
"I ain't need pork.  I got taters in my knapsack.  By the way, where's Tyson?"

"Nowhere... "

* splodes pistol*
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Re: The Global Apocalypse I
« Reply #89 on: January 05, 2013, 04:47 pm »
"Guys i'm the new leader of the group"
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