That was not a cave, and who put that door there? And no, the only thing I did was cave you in, but that was because of those annoying puns you were using, after that I stopped and apologized, and then out of nowhere you hit me, and made me respawn. You didn't even give me a chance to sleep so that I could get revived in our home, nooooo I had to walk through a waterfall to get back to our house.
And I doubt you would have gotten far without my assistance.
Face it, you need me in Minecraft...
I have all the achievements on the computer version, except I haven't gone to The End yet. I wasn't using any puns in the first place, unless you're so goobered that you consider "Hey Lori, have some iron ingots to make your self iron armor and tools" a pun.
I can turn off "trust other players" and let you come see what I've found without you. But unfortunately, my new base is at y = 7, right next to a dungeon with a zombie spawner, where I doubt you would last long. Yeah, that's where the cave we found ends up.
And I am definitely the one that made the door.