Author Topic: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving (Read 819 times)

YoungCaliman · « **on:** December 10, 2012, 03:41 pm »

And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.

GnashtyNaS · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:42 pm »

Hilariously ironic.

Techno · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:43 pm »

Lol! I'm sure she was thrilled xD

alexmd · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:44 pm »

...Okay, you was driving and drinking. And she was "phoning" and driving, that makes you just as bad!

I MUST CALL THE FBI HOLY HELL

Red · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:47 pm »

Drinking, *hic* and driving?

Challenge *hic* accepted.

Prince Daydream · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm »

Ah, the irony.

BUT Y U DRINK AND DRIVE

Drummer · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm »

Quote from: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 03:41 pm

And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.

There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it again K?". =)

Prince Daydream · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:55 pm »

Quote from: Drummer on December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm

There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it K?".

LMAO
Here you get charged... at least the country that I live in

YoungCaliman · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:57 pm »

You get a fine in California I think.

NZA · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2012, 03:58 pm »

NZA · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:00 pm »

Quote from: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 03:57 pm

You get a fine in California I think.

In NZ you get arrested if drink and driving and jailed, and you get demerit points if on the phone.

michaelrd · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:02 pm »

Lol.

Epicosaurus · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:12 pm »

Classic ironic humor XD

trans301 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:18 pm »

Not another joke thread?

YoungCaliman · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:20 pm »

Quote from: trans301 on December 10, 2012, 04:18 pm

Not another joke thread?

Nope I did what any rational human being would do under the influence.

Thebluefire2011 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:23 pm »

He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.

YoungCaliman · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm »

Quote from: Thebluefire2011 on December 10, 2012, 04:23 pm

He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.

MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.

But I was drinking while driving yes.

deathleaf · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm »

For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O

YoungCaliman · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:28 pm »

Quote from: deathleaf on December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm

For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O

It's called an empty beer.

Thebluefire2011 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2012, 04:28 pm »

Quote from: YoungCaliman on December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm

MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.

But I was drinking while driving yes.

Darn it