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I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« on: December 10, 2012, 03:41 pm »
And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 03:42 pm »
Hilariously ironic.

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 03:43 pm »
Lol! I'm sure she was thrilled xD
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 03:44 pm »
...Okay, you was driving and drinking. And she was "phoning" and driving, that makes you just as bad! :o I MUST CALL THE FBI HOLY HELL
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 03:47 pm »
Drinking, *hic* and driving?


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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm »
Ah, the irony.

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 03:54 pm »
And I noticed she was talking on the phone while driving. It really pisses me off when people do that. So I drove up right next to her and threw my beer at her.
There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it again K?". =)
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2012, 03:55 pm »
There is a law here where if the cops catch you on your phone when your driving they take your phone and throw it against a wall and say "Don't do it K?".
LMAO
Here you get charged... at least the country that I live in
 

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2012, 03:57 pm »
You get a fine in California I think.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2012, 03:58 pm »
Lmao

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2012, 04:00 pm »
You get a fine in California I think.
In NZ you get arrested if drink and driving  and jailed, and you get demerit points if on the phone.

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2012, 04:02 pm »
Lol. :D


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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2012, 04:18 pm »
Not another joke thread?
 

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2012, 04:20 pm »
Not another joke thread?

Nope I did what any rational human being would do under the influence.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2012, 04:23 pm »
He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.
 

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm »
He never said he was drinking the beer, he just threw it.

MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.

But I was drinking while driving yes.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2012, 04:27 pm »
For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O
 

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2012, 04:28 pm »
For someone so smart you are dumb! Why waste perfectly good beer?!?!? :O

It's called an empty beer.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2012, 04:28 pm »
MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THAT. I NEVER SAID I WAS DRINKING. I JUST SAID I THREW A BEER AT HER. I COULD VERY WELL HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO WAIT TILL I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO DRINK THE BEER. YOU GUYS JUST MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS DRINKING THE BEER WHILE DRIVING.

But I was drinking while driving yes.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2012, 04:30 pm »
It's called an empty beer.
Mmm, good point.
 

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2012, 04:31 pm »
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2012, 05:10 pm »
It's called an empty beer.
Must taste pretty dull.

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2012, 05:24 pm »
Must taste pretty dull.

I've had better. I dont think the girl liked the taste either. She tried to throw it back to me.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2012, 05:25 pm »
LOL

Did she have her window open? xD
 

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2012, 05:28 pm »
LOL

Did she have her window open? xD

Well she was on a bike. Come to think of it, I probably should have checked on her when she fell off the bike.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2012, 05:29 pm »
Well she was on a motorcycle. Come to think of it, I probably should have checked on her when she fell off the bike.

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2012, 05:29 pm »
I've had better. I dont think the girl liked the taste either. She tried to throw it back to me.
Pathetic throw.

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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2012, 05:30 pm »
You monster

I may be a monster, but I only care about the safety of others.
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Re: I Saw A Girl Today When I Was Driving
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2012, 05:35 pm »
I may be a monster, but I only care about the safety of others.
It's true. Bike accidents result in more serious injuries than car accidents.
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