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YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« on: November 29, 2012, 11:01 am »
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

I'm sure most of us, if not all of us, have heard this at least once in our lives. I'm hear to inform you that this is in fact not true. That's right...I've been eating an apple every day for the past few months and the doctor  STILL comes and sleeps with my wife when I'm not home...
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 11:02 am »
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

I'm sure most of us, if not all of us, have heard this at least once in our lives. I'm hear to inform you that this is in fact not true. That's right...I've been eating an apple every day for the past few months and the doctor  STILL comes and sleeps with my wife when I'm not home...
Oh.. WHAT THE--
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 11:14 am »
lol
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 11:16 am »
Hmmm, I guess that's why my wife's been saying she's so ill lately. xD
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 12:28 pm »
Hmmm, I guess that's why my wife's been saying she's so ill lately. xD

Yes it needs regular check ups.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2012, 12:32 pm »
Dont listen to him,I went to his house to check his apples,I didnt go near his wife


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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 12:41 pm »
Hmmm, I guess that's why my wife's been saying she's so ill lately. xD

yeah i wonder why she is getting so many injections in her lower areas

probably just a case of the flu
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2012, 01:08 pm »
yeah i wonder why she is getting so many injections in her lower areas

probably just a case of the flu

She's been exposed.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2012, 04:26 pm »
never heard that saying xP
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2012, 04:29 pm »
Lmao
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2012, 04:58 pm »
I go by the
Mayan proverb:
Three and a half cacao
beans keep the
Apocalypse away.
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2012, 05:27 pm »
I go by the
Mayan proverb:
Three and a half cacao
beans keep the
Apocalypse away.


Lol wtf?
never heard that saying xP

Basically saying if you eat an apple every morning, you wont get sick, if you didn't get it, lol. I just look ag it differently.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2012, 05:30 pm »
I understood it, I just had never heard it before  haha
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2012, 05:42 pm »
xD
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2012, 06:17 pm »
I understood it, I just had never heard it before  haha

Lol ok it's pretty common in the U.S. at least.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2012, 06:18 pm »
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

I'm sure most of us, if not all of us, have heard this at least once in our lives. I'm hear to inform you that this is in fact not true. That's right...I've been eating an apple every day for the past few months and the doctor  STILL comes and sleeps with my wife when I'm not home...

-_- lol

yeah i wonder why she is getting so many injections in her lower areas

probably just a case of the flu

-_- lol

She's been exposed.

LOL
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2012, 06:24 pm »
-_- lol

-_- lol

LOL

Does this one top #2? Lol.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2012, 06:26 pm »
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2012, 06:31 pm »
no

I dont think I will top it lol.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2012, 06:32 pm »
Lol wtf?
Basically saying if you eat an apple every morning, you wont get sick, if you didn't get it, lol. I just look ag it differently.
Let's not forget the olde pirate's
saying:
A lemon a day keeps
the scurvy away
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2012, 06:38 pm »
I dont think I will top it lol.

you might xD I'm lookin forward to #5 and #6
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2012, 08:08 pm »
you might xD I'm lookin forward to #5 and #6

And #7 doesn't interest you at all, I see how it is.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2012, 08:18 pm »
Eating the apple? Why don't you just throw it...to his face?
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2012, 09:32 pm »
Eating the apple? Why don't you just throw it...to his face?

That's just silly.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2012, 09:53 pm »
Oh wow, lol. xD

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2012, 09:56 pm »
And #7 doesn't interest you at all, I see how it is.

7 is the point where you almost fall off. 8 you fall off. after that you dont make these threads for a while and then 9 is the best one!!!!!!
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words Of Wisdom #4
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2012, 02:57 am »
lol