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YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« on: November 28, 2012, 04:04 pm »
Alright, we all know Christmas is coming up. Whether you celebrate it or not, I'd like to give you a little insight about Christmas in a short story, and regardless on your view of it, I hope you'll at least learn something from it ;)

One day, Santa Clause was feeling depressed. 5 of his elves fell ill and passed, and another dozen or so were not able to work because they were beginning to feel ill. This put a lot of stress on Santa's shoulders because he was falling behind with his schedule. To make matters worse, Mrs. Clause told Santa that her mother was coming to visit for a few days, and this stressed Santa out even more. To make matters even worse, 3 of Santa's reindeers were missing, and another one had passed away over night. This frustrated Santa beyond belief, and the stress was really taking a toll on him

But then, something magical happened. An angel came and knocked on Santa's door, and Santa appeared within seconds. The angel said "Oh hi Santa! What a marvelous day isn't it? It's just beautiful out here! I brought you an amazing christmas tree for you this year! I just want to know where you'd like me to stick it."

And that, my children, started the tradition of placing the angel on top of the christmas tree...
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 04:06 pm by YoungCaliman »
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2012, 04:06 pm »
WTFHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2012, 04:07 pm »
XD :))
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2012, 04:08 pm »
I put a star on top of my Christmas tree.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 04:09 pm »
Lol. :)) XD



 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 04:09 pm »
:))

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 04:11 pm »
Santa killed him :o




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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 04:40 pm »
If the last one shouldn't have been moved, this one should.
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2012, 07:32 pm »
I dont think it should be moved. I've posted a lot of stuff like this in general and nobody has ever told me to move it nor do we really enforce against this type of stuff in general anymore. It's just a joke I think it's fine.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2012, 07:35 pm »
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 07:37 pm »
L, M, A, O!!!
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2012, 07:37 pm »
Lmao!
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2012, 07:45 pm »
Should I keep going with this words of wisdom thing? I promise they wont get any worse in terms of explicit material, lol.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2012, 10:19 pm »
Yes!
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2012, 10:20 pm »
Should I keep going with this words of wisdom thing? I promise they wont get any worse in terms of explicit material, lol.

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2012, 10:26 pm »
Yes. This words of wisdom stuff is teaching me a lot about life.
 

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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2012, 10:30 pm »
Should I keep going with this words of wisdom thing? I promise they wont get any worse in terms of explicit material, lol.
Yes you should, You make my day by making these. :D
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2012, 12:46 am »
Lol ok I already have my next one, I'll post it tomorrow. All are my own jokes except the first one even though they might have been used before, most likely. And took, idk if I can top the second one either, lol.
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Re: YoungCaliman's Words of Wisdom #3: A Christmas Special
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2012, 01:12 am »
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