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My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« on: October 25, 2012, 05:50 pm »
is completely paranoid.

She thinks I've been following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her, and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait...petrified.

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 05:50 pm »
Is this your neighbors wife?
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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 05:52 pm »
is this your neighbors wife

Nice connection there, lol.
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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 05:52 pm »
Charis is the best, better than the rest xD
 

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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 05:52 pm »
is completely paranoid.

She thinks I've been following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her, and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait...petrified.

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

Lmao XD
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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 05:52 pm »
In Soviet Russia, diaries look at you through binoculars.
 

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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 06:12 pm »
I will pay to get stronger binoculars for you. ;)
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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 06:17 pm »
is completely paranoid.

She thinks I've been following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her, and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait...petrified.

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

Excellent post, love it.
 

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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 09:13 pm »
Ask her what her definition of a stalker is right when she steps out of the shower.
 

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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2012, 06:35 am »
In Soviet Russia, diaries look at you through binoculars.

LMAOOOO
 

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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2012, 06:35 am »
is completely paranoid.

She thinks I've been following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her, and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait...petrified.

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

wow smh loooool
 

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Re: My Very Attractive Female Neighbor...
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2012, 07:35 am »
is completely paranoid.

She thinks I've been following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her, and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait...petrified.

Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

lol
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