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THE Perfect Setting...
« on: October 22, 2012, 12:30 am »
I left a trail of rose petals from the front door that led up to the stairs...and to the bedroom as well. I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end of a table. I heard the door open and her footsteps coming up the stairs. I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever. But, I have to admit, I was pretty nervous.


Now all I needed was the perfect way to introduce myself.
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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2012, 12:36 am »
Well I'm sure that you just need to hand her your business card as a rose petal salesman, and she'll understand everything.
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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2012, 12:41 am »
Well I'm sure that you just need to hand her your business card as a rose petal salesman, and she'll understand everything.

And the wine is just an added bonus, along with the ice. And I'm only wearing her silk robe because I didn't want to get the rose petals on it, and I'm not wearing anything else because it would have been too hot to wear all those articles of clothing. And the ropes, chains and chloroform were there before I got there.
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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2012, 12:45 am »
I have some bad news...










Your dad is coming up the stairs.
hi
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2012, 01:07 am »
You must really love your dog.
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 01:08 am »
OH GOD
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 01:09 am »
I have some bad news...










Your dad is coming up the stairs.
You must really love your dog.

WHAT THE FLIPS
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 01:10 am »
OH GOD

Well what should I say??? Should I tell her I love her??? But I have to say hi first...gotta write that down before she gets to the room.
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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 01:13 am »
Moon her and run out giggling
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2012, 01:16 am »
Well what should I say??? Should I tell her I love her??? But I have to say hi first...gotta write that down before she gets to the room.
xDDDDDDD wtfff
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2012, 01:29 am »
Its simple, just hit her in the head with a bat and she'll forget EVERYTHING and you can start all over!

Suggested pick up line:

Pedals, me? No! It twas fate that broughteth useth togethereth my loveth! Now let us "cuddle" under this all natural 100% mongoose fur blanket!
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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2012, 01:34 am »
It had been the most incredible night I've ever experienced, hours and hours of amazing romance. I wished it would never end, but all good things must come to a halt I suppose. As it finally climaxes, I relax and know I must tell her how much I enjoyed myself.

Now just to wait until she wakes up.
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2012, 01:37 am »
It had been the most incredible night I've ever experienced, hours and hours of amazing romance. I wished it would never end, but all good things must come to a halt I suppose. As it finally climaxes, I relax and know I must tell her how much I enjoyed myself.

Now just to wait until she wakes up.

been a while since I've actually seen ur face dude, lol, nice signature...

I will post a picture of myself tomorrow!
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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2012, 01:38 am »
been a while since I've actually seen ur face dude, lol, nice signature...

I will post a picture of myself tomorrow!
That was me and my friend almost two years ago, I look older now lol
 

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Re: THE Perfect Setting...
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2012, 01:41 am »
Oh, I bet ya do, guess what, I do too! lol
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