MY THUMBS BLEED WHENEVER I'M OFF THE INTERNET. MY TOES ARE GREEN WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY SOCCER, I GOT A 150 ON A ZELDA QUIZ BUT GET 80S ON MY NORMAL QUIIZZESS IN SCHOOL.
Sounds like you have the following diseases:
1) Interweb withdrawals. The only cure is to have access to the internet at least 23 hours a day.
2) Athlete's Foot. Just put this ointment on your feet and call me in the mornin'
3) We in the medical profession refer to this as "Triforce of Wisdom disorder". There is no known cure.
I eat too little.
I know what you're going to give me.
Hunger.
My hydrocephalus is acting up and my toes are retracting into my foot.
Big headed turtle foot disease. You have seven months to live.
My skin has yellowish tints. My pores are collapsing causing giant holes with nothing in them. My two front teeth have fallen out and also all my molars and canines. My nose has some sort of tumor on it making stick out really far. My muscles are doing an odd thing where they are flatting out on the sides and front. Ive sold all my clothes except for some brown pants, high socks, and black shoes to buy salt water treatments.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
Doesn't sound like you have anything wrong with you. Try taking some Aspirin.
Also, I happen to have dreams about sploder.
Sploder Slumber Syndrome. A Sploder induced sleeping disorder. The only treatment is a full brain transplant.
I can't feel my heart beat and I can't feel anything, I can't move or see. What's my problem doctor?
Mild case of death. I'll send you to the top Voodoo treatment center in Haiti.
