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Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« on: October 06, 2012, 07:35 pm »
Just a fun little game I thought I'd try. All you need to do is give me a list of symptoms, and I will tell you what you have.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 08:20 pm »
MY THUMBS BLEED WHENEVER I'M OFF THE INTERNET. MY TOES ARE GREEN WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY SOCCER, I GOT A 150 ON A ZELDA QUIZ BUT GET 80S ON MY NORMAL QUIIZZESS IN SCHOOL.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2012, 08:28 pm »
I eat too little.

I know what you're going to give me.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2012, 08:29 pm »
My hydrocephalus is acting up and my toes are retracting into my foot.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2012, 08:30 pm »
@Alone Omg me too! Bros for life


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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2012, 08:32 pm »
My skin has yellowish tints.  My pores are collapsing causing giant holes with nothing in them.  My two front teeth have fallen out and also all my molars and canines.  My nose has some sort of tumor on it making stick out really far.  My muscles are doing an odd thing where they are flatting out on the sides and front.  Ive sold all my clothes except for some brown pants, high socks, and black shoes to buy salt water treatments.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2012, 08:33 pm »
Also, I happen to have dreams about sploder.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2012, 08:36 pm »
I can't feel my heart beat and I can't feel anything, I can't move or see. What's my problem doctor?
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2012, 08:38 pm »
@Lambo You're that dude in Bobbler's romancy book
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2012, 08:42 pm »
Also, I happen to have dreams about sploder.

I do when I wake up and fall asleep again, not in my main sleep.


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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2012, 09:15 pm »
MY THUMBS BLEED WHENEVER I'M OFF THE INTERNET. MY TOES ARE GREEN WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY SOCCER, I GOT A 150 ON A ZELDA QUIZ BUT GET 80S ON MY NORMAL QUIIZZESS IN SCHOOL.
Sounds like you have the following diseases:
1) Interweb withdrawals. The only cure is to have access to the internet at least 23 hours a day.
2) Athlete's Foot. Just put this ointment on your feet and call me in the mornin'
3) We in the medical profession refer to this as "Triforce of Wisdom disorder". There is no known cure.
I eat too little.

I know what you're going to give me.
Hunger.
My hydrocephalus is acting up and my toes are retracting into my foot.
Big headed turtle foot disease. You have seven months to live.
My skin has yellowish tints.  My pores are collapsing causing giant holes with nothing in them.  My two front teeth have fallen out and also all my molars and canines.  My nose has some sort of tumor on it making stick out really far.  My muscles are doing an odd thing where they are flatting out on the sides and front.  Ive sold all my clothes except for some brown pants, high socks, and black shoes to buy salt water treatments.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
Doesn't sound like you have anything wrong with you. Try taking some Aspirin.
Also, I happen to have dreams about sploder.
Sploder Slumber Syndrome. A Sploder induced sleeping disorder. The only treatment is a full brain transplant.
I can't feel my heart beat and I can't feel anything, I can't move or see. What's my problem doctor?
Mild case of death. I'll send you to the top Voodoo treatment center in Haiti.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2012, 09:19 pm »
I FART TODAY, THEN I TURNED INTO A SPIDER, ATE MY MOM. AND THE REVERTED JUST TO RAGELY VANDALIZE THE HOUSE. AND I FEEL DOWN STUNNED FOR 30 MINUTES, WHILE PUKING UP A CROWBAR.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2012, 09:22 pm »
I FART TODAY, THEN I TURNED INTO A SPIDER, ATE MY MOM. AND THE REVERTED JUST TO RAGELY VANDALIZE THE HOUSE. AND I FEEL DOWN STUNNED FOR 30 MINUTES, WHILE PUKING UP A CROWBAR.
Serious case of indigestion. Take 6 bottles of Pepto-Bismal a day, for 3 weeks.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2012, 09:22 pm »
Actually, I was Spongebob.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2012, 09:23 pm »
Actually, I was Spongebob.
I ate you too.

You taste... Spongy...
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2012, 09:24 pm »
My Zelda won't zelda zelda when I am zelda with a zelda and my zelda hurts because it won't zelda. You see, the zelda zelda zelda with my zelda zelda zelda frogs and monkeys, zelda zelda. Zelda zelda Harry Potter and a clock with a zelda zelda.

So basically, my zelda won't go up when I have a zeldagasm.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2012, 09:35 pm »
When I say the word, BOOM! Things explode.  :P
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2012, 09:39 pm »
You have seven months to live.

@#$%.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2012, 09:41 pm »
My Zelda won't zelda zelda when I am zelda with a zelda and my zelda hurts because it won't zelda. You see, the zelda zelda zelda with my zelda zelda zelda frogs and monkeys, zelda zelda. Zelda zelda Harry Potter and a clock with a zelda zelda.

So basically, my zelda won't go up when I have a zeldagasm.
A case of Zeldectile dysfunction. For the next month, I want you on a regimen of a glass of Chateau Romani for breakfast, A deku nut butter & Gold Chu jelly sandwich for lunch, and a bottle of blue potion with your dinner. For dessert: Skyloft Pumpkin pie.
When I say the word, BOOM! Things explode.  :P
Sounds like your voice is...
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"Dynamite."
YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2012, 09:43 pm »
You have seven months to live
Until your final transformation into a turtle.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2012, 09:50 pm »
Until your final transformation into a turtle.
Actually... His head will explode and his feet will turn into turtles.
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2012, 09:53 pm »
A case of Zeldectile dysfunction. For the next month, I want you on a regimen of a glass of Chateau Romani for breakfast, A deku nut butter & Gold Chu jelly sandwich for lunch, and a bottle of blue potion with your dinner. For dessert: Skyloft Pumpkin pie.Sounds like your voice is...
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"Dynamite."
YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!


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« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2012, 09:54 pm »
Actually... His head will explode and his feet will turn into turtles.

This changes everything!
 

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« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2012, 09:55 pm »
1. I once saw and felt an imaginary glowing lizard bite me.
2. My glasses seem to always get crooked after 2 months.
3. I can crack my fingers and right knee cap, but my left knee cap won't do this.
4. I'm always thirsty.
5. I keep laying off doing the job of unliking 'procrastination' on Facebook.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2012, 09:55 pm »
Actually... His head will explode and his feet will turn into turtles.
Yah, he can live on as turtles...
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« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2012, 09:56 pm »
1. I once saw and felt an imaginary glowing lizard bite me.
2. My glasses seem to always get crooked after 2 months.
3. I can crack my fingers and right knee cap, but my left knee cap won't do this.
4. I'm always thirsty.
5. I keep laying off doing the job of unliking 'procrastination' on Facebook.


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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2012, 09:57 pm »
I hate storms.
I am addicted to the internet.
Everyone thinks i'm a freak cause I love Sploder.
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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2012, 09:58 pm »
Yah, he can live on as turtles...
Until I become a scientist and turn him into Rainy Turtloid from Megaman X6!
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2012, 09:59 pm »
I love fake violence and hate real violence, I headbang whether listening to metal music or not, I have weird ass dreams and have weird ass thoughts.

 

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« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2012, 10:00 pm »
Until I become a scientist and turn him into Rainy Turtloid from Megaman X6!
Sorry, I don't play MMX.
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