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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2012, 10:59 am »
I have these sores around my face and genital area. I've recently slept with a prostitute. WHATS HAPPENING?????




 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2012, 11:06 am »
I have loads of dreams about sploder and I can never stay off It for more than 3 days. What do I have?
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2012, 11:18 am »
@Chowder We refer to that as being "high."

I have these sores around my face and genital area. I've recently slept with a prostitute. WHATS HAPPENING?????
Common Cold. Should be better in a week.
I have loads of dreams about sploder and I can never stay off It for more than 3 days. What do I have?
Mild case of Sploderitus.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2012, 11:28 am »
K. I was pretty sure it wasn't herpes.




 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2012, 12:55 pm »
K. I was pretty sure it wasn't herpes.
Nope. Definitely a cold.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2012, 12:57 pm »
I can't stop listening to metal music.

 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2012, 12:59 pm »
Mild case of Sploderitus.
I knew it! *Cries!*
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #67 on: October 07, 2012, 12:59 pm »
I SPEACK LAIKE DAT, I DUNNU Y, ME NEED HELP, A GRAM MAR NAZI! PLIZ HALP!
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #68 on: October 07, 2012, 01:04 pm »
I can't stop listening to metal music.
Metal addiction. If you don't stop, you will succumb to metal poisoning. I suggest you get your ear drums removed.
I SPEACK LAIKE DAT, I DUNNU Y, ME NEED HELP, A GRAM MAR NAZI! PLIZ HALP!
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #69 on: October 07, 2012, 01:08 pm »
CAN U REC COMEND A GRAM MAR NAZEE TO MEEE?
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #70 on: October 07, 2012, 01:09 pm »
CAN U REC COMEND A GRAM MAR NAZEE TO MEEE?

I will do good for you, sir.

 


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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #72 on: October 07, 2012, 01:25 pm »
I'm turning blue and I'm shrinking every second! What's wrong with me?
Smurf Infection. Just put some anti-bacterial cream on any open wounds.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #73 on: October 08, 2012, 03:25 am »
The symptoms are getting worse!
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #74 on: October 08, 2012, 03:27 am »
Phobia or Slender Man?
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #75 on: October 08, 2012, 05:47 pm »
Phobia or Slender Man?
Of Slenderman?
That's not a symptom to a disease. That's a psychological issue that you need to visit a therapist for.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #76 on: October 08, 2012, 05:49 pm »
I will do good for you, sir.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #77 on: October 08, 2012, 05:50 pm »
You've contracted the "Bookworm." Take a procrastination pill every 24 hours.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #78 on: October 08, 2012, 05:50 pm »
I keep seeing people post weird symptoms in this thread, what's wrong with me?! :o




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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #79 on: October 08, 2012, 05:53 pm »
I keep seeing people post weird symptoms in this thread, what's wrong with me?! :o
U GOT PROBLEMS BUDDY! THER AR ONLEH NORMAL SINPTONS HEAR!

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #80 on: October 08, 2012, 05:53 pm »
U GOT PROBLEMS BUDDY! THER AR ONLEH NORMAL SINPTONS HEAR!

SORRI TO SAI DAT BUT ME IZ CLEVA, BUT I HAV TERIBLE GRAM AR

ME NEEDZ GRAMAR NAZEE
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #81 on: October 08, 2012, 05:57 pm »
I keep seeing people post weird symptoms in this thread, what's wrong with me?! :o
You have Symptom-Thread disease. It is highly contagious, but fret not, for it is not harmful in anyway. Simply ignore threads like this, or post odd symptoms to contribute to the fun.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #82 on: October 08, 2012, 05:59 pm »
NOOB! =P
DATZ NOT DA INTENTION! ME SWEARZ!

THAT'S REALLY NOT MY INTENTION!!!

Oh, wtf. ME TALKED RITE!

OH NOEZ! I WAZ CURED!