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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2012, 10:17 pm »
Can I have Moblin Steak too?
Moblin is more pork than beef, but sure, go ahead. Also, don't drink any poes no matter what.
1. I once saw and felt an imaginary glowing lizard bite me.
2. My glasses seem to always get crooked after 2 months.
3. I can crack my fingers and right knee cap, but my left knee cap won't do this.
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5. I keep laying off doing the job of unliking 'procrastination' on Facebook.

You are either on LSD, PCP, or peyote.
I hate storms.
I am addicted to the internet.
Everyone thinks i'm a freak cause I love Sploder.
Acute Sploderitus.
I love fake violence and hate real violence, I headbang whether listening to metal music or not, I have weird ass dreams and have weird ass thoughts.
Your headbanging might be caused by damaged spinal cord. The constant banging of your head is causing you to think and dream about weird looking asses.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2012, 10:19 pm »
Moblin is more pork than beef, but sure, go ahead. Also, don't drink any poes no matter what.You are either on LSD, PCP, or peyote. Acute Sploderitus.Your headbanging might be caused by damaged spinal cord. The constant banging of your head is causing you to think and dream about weird looking asses.

Can I sell them to that shady shopkeeper who runs the general store but goes somewhere else at night? He seems like the kind of guy who would by bottled souls for a big hunk of money, maybe 200 bucks...
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2012, 10:23 pm »
Sorry, I don't play MMX.
Then who's your favorite Robot Master?
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2012, 10:24 pm »
Then who's your favorite Robot Master?
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2012, 10:25 pm »
Can I sell them to that shady shopkeeper who runs the general store but goes somewhere else at night? He seems like the kind of guy who would by bottled souls for a big hunk of money, maybe 200 bucks...
Feel free to sell them. You'll need the money to buy all that blue potion/Chateau Romani/Gold Chu jelly. Hyrule/Termina doesn't have free healthcare.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2012, 10:33 pm »
Quickman.
Mine is Tornado, Commando, Napalm, and I kinda like Bass, too. But #1 of all is... METTAUR!!! :D
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2012, 10:34 pm »
Hello doc, the last couple of days I have been feeling very evil. causing me to laugh evilly at strange times. Also, I am addicted to the internet, and hear the phase "hail Luigi!" whenever I see that superluigi77 is online. what do you think is wrong with me doc? ;D



 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2012, 10:35 pm »
Mine is Tornado, Commando, Napalm, and I kinda like Bass, too. But #1 of all is... METTAUR!!! :D
I like also tornado man.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2012, 11:25 pm »
Hello doc, the last couple of days I have been feeling very evil. causing me to laugh evilly at strange times. Also, I am addicted to the internet, and hear the phase "hail Luigi!" whenever I see that superluigi77 is online. what do you think is wrong with me doc? ;D
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2012, 11:26 pm »
Zelda zelda zelda? Okkkkaaaami, zelda zelda?
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2012, 11:27 pm »
Oh my god, I just punched sploder, then I was on fire. And then give someone an evil look, the universe exploded.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2012, 11:52 pm »
Also, for some reason, my head is slowly turning purple and seems to be swelling into a grape, and it also seems that instead of skin, I now have Lizard-like scales growing on my feet. :D 



 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2012, 12:03 am »
Oh my god, I just punched sploder, then I was on fire. And then give someone an evil look, the universe exploded.
Mentally insane.
Also, for some reason, my head is slowly turning purple and seems to be swelling into a grape, and it also seems that instead of skin, I now have Lizard-like scales growing on my feet. :D 
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2012, 12:25 am »
warts around my rectum
halucinations
upset stomach
explosive diareah

 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2012, 12:26 am »
I'm bleeding.
It's better to finish roughly than not to finish at all.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2012, 12:33 am »
My name is Tiny Tina. One day, I was singing a song down the street, and a guy was strapped to a pole with explosives all around him. When I said "BOOM" in my song, he blew up. What is wrong doctar???
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2012, 12:35 am »
I mean "POP"
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2012, 12:38 am »
I have:
Mentally insane
Indigestion


Btw, I killed a Mat7772, and then I posted ponies. Then me leg inverted it's self and hit me in the face, and then I was attacked by bronies. After eating a taco.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2012, 02:00 am »
warts around my rectum
halucinations
upset stomach
explosive diareah
You've been anally violated by a psychedelic frog.
I'm bleeding.
It looks like you've been impaled by a harpoon.
My name is Tiny Tina. One day, I was singing a song down the street, and a guy was strapped to a pole with explosives all around him. When I said "BOOM" in my song, he blew up. What is wrong doctar???
You're magical.
I have:
Mentally insane
Indigestion


Btw, I killed a Mat7772, and then I posted ponies. Then me leg inverted it's self and hit me in the face, and then I was attacked by bronies. After eating a taco.
Mad Brony disease.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2012, 02:02 am »
What do;
Indigestion,
Mental insanity,
and mad brony diisease, make?
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2012, 02:05 am »
I have the urge to study.
It's better to finish roughly than not to finish at all.
You can't be good at something you're not interested in.
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2012, 02:14 am »
I have the urge to study.
You've contracted the "Bookworm." Take a procrastination pill every 24 hours.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2012, 02:17 am »
I feel a big lump on my head.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2012, 02:20 am »
Lumberjay, what is my disease for my 3 main symptoms?
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2012, 02:21 am »
The treatments aren't working doctor!
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« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2012, 02:22 am »
The treatments aren't working doctor!
The doctor isn't working! (Doing his job.)

I found his disease.

Breaks sometimes disease!
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2012, 02:42 am »
For some reason, My legs keep turning backwards, and I feel the urge to chirp.



 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2012, 10:15 am »
When I say BOOM, Bikini Bottom blows up!
 

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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2012, 10:40 am »
When I say BOOM, Bikini Bottom blows up!
You watch too much television. No detectable diseases.
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Re: Give me symptoms, and I shall diagnose you.
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2012, 10:51 am »
Well, here's what happened...

I was jumping on a trampoline when all of a sudden I jumped to the clouds and I saw three magical rainbows, and then I rid on a pony. From there, I went through the sun and turned into a frog, then I went crashing down to Earth, back at my house, with a strange drink sitting next to my computer.

What is wrong with me?