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Offline YoungCaliman

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Learn From Me My Children
« on: September 29, 2012, 04:31 pm »
I recently had to have a talk with my girlfriend. She told me all the guys she has slept with, so I had to tell her all the girls I have ever slept with.

So I mentioned every girl from the one I lost my virginity to right up to her and that...is where I should have stopped...
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 04:47 pm »
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 05:17 pm »
I lost my virginity

That's all I need to know O_o
 

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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2012, 07:19 pm »
I'm confused.
 

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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2012, 01:24 am »
Does anybody even get the joke? lol.
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2012, 01:28 am »
Lol
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2012, 02:45 am »
So you slept with her when she didn't know, and then she put your face in a fire?
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2012, 02:56 am »
So you slept with her when she didn't know, and then she put your face in a fire?

For the love of...yes...let's just go with that.
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2012, 03:09 am »
You were naming who you have slept with in order, but you continued even after you said your girlfriend`s name, which means you slept with other girls in your relationship. Right? xD

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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 05:52 am »
lmao dat wuz sooooooo funnee tel us anuvver one OMG OMG OMG hilarus!!!!eleven!!

I get it. Lol.

 

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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2012, 06:00 am »
Not many people get this lmao. It's pretty obvious lol
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2012, 06:25 am »
I got it, but, I just felt like saying that XD
 

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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 06:31 am »
You should never cheat on girls Young
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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2012, 06:39 am »
Guys, he's turning into Oldcaliman.

Btw I get the joke. Needs a thank.
 

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Re: Learn From Me My Children
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2012, 11:23 am »
At least some get it, lol.
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