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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #630 on: March 14, 2013, 04:38 am »
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #631 on: March 14, 2013, 12:13 pm »
Ask around the Tavern for anti-dandruff cream.
'Have you seen anti dandruff cream?' you ask
'No.' says a burly man
'Have you seen anti dandruff cream?'
'Not recently.' says a thin man with a monocle
'Have you seen anti dandruff cream?'
'No sorry' says the bartender woman
'Have you seen anti dandruff cream?'
'Nope. Sorry' says the drunk

What now?

Down the stairs
There are slaves of all different shapes and sizes.
There are humans
There are yetis
There are spider people just like Webs
There are zombies
There are even huge giants, all shovelling coal into massive furnaces.

Three guards approach. They are armed with long swords.

What  now?

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #632 on: March 14, 2013, 01:19 pm »
Sail away to another island and give up. Robbing time now... >:D



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #633 on: March 15, 2013, 04:09 am »
There are slaves of all different shapes and sizes.
There are humans
There are yetis
There are spider people just like Webs
There are zombies
There are even huge giants, all shovelling coal into massive furnaces.

Three guards approach. They are armed with long swords.

What  now?
Thanks for bumping!
Shoot em dead!
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #634 on: March 15, 2013, 12:28 pm »
Sail away to another island and give up. Robbing time now... >:D
You see a large cloud of smoke. It originates from a huge factory. A sign on a nearby floating island reads
COUGHDIL POWERPLANT
BECAUSE NO POWER IS A PROBLEM


Land or Continue sailing?

Shoot em dead!
They are now dead. All the slaves turn and look at you. Then turn their heads toward the corner of the room. You turn your head too. There is a camera. You are just about to swear when the alarm goes off. Soon, hundreds of guards will be everywhere.

What now?

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #635 on: March 15, 2013, 01:34 pm »
That's bad for my lungs. I'll continue sailing.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #636 on: March 15, 2013, 11:09 pm »
They are now dead. All the slaves turn and look at you. Then turn their heads toward the corner of the room. You turn your head too. There is a camera. You are just about to swear when the alarm goes off. Soon, hundreds of guards will be everywhere.

What now?
I find a nook to hide in.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #637 on: March 16, 2013, 05:07 am »
That's bad for my lungs. I'll continue sailing.
You reach a large science lab.

Land?

I find a nook to hide in.
There are three things to hide in.

Behind a furnace
Under the bed of straw
INSIDE a furnace
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #638 on: March 16, 2013, 05:09 am »
Yes, I'll pretend to apply for a job there and smuggle out some expensive chemicals.



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« Reply #639 on: March 16, 2013, 07:26 pm »
There are three things to hide in.

Behind a furnace
Under the bed of straw
INSIDE a furnace
INSIDE a furnace. . .not. BEHIND the furnace. . .yup.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #640 on: March 16, 2013, 07:34 pm »
'A....anti d...dandruff cream? I h..have no..I..idea' she replies.

What now?
You leave through the iron door.
Where now?
Down the stairs
or
Trough the trapdoor?
From WHO, and WHERE?
It doesnt matter anymore just heal me for God sake...

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #641 on: March 17, 2013, 05:04 am »
Yes, I'll pretend to apply for a job there and smuggle out some expensive chemicals.
You need to fill in the job application form.

Make sure you write your skylands details and not your IRL details!
FULL NAME:
AGE:
DATE OF BIRTH:
SKYSHIP MODEL:
ANY PAST EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE?:
WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?:

INSIDE a furnace. . .not. BEHIND the furnace. . .yup.
You hide inside the furnace. You slam the iron door. And wait. You look out of the gap in the furnace door.
'ANYONE SEEN AN INTRUDER?' says one guard
Every single slave points toward the furnace your sat in.

The door is pulled open. A guard pulls you out. You fall on the floor. All the guards aim their guns at you, ready to shoot.

What now?

It doesnt matter anymore just heal me for God sake...
You step inside the chamber, turn the key and press the button. Instantly, your cuts and bruises are gone, but your foot does not reappear.

What next?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #642 on: March 17, 2013, 05:19 am »
I'm going to make all of this up.

FULL NAME: Joe Ashley Samuels
AGE: 31
DATE OF BIRTH: (Idk, what year is it in the game?)
SKYSHIP MODEL: (Idk. Kingpiggy, help me here.)
ANY PAST EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE?: Experimented with many elements and chemicals at home.
WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?: Because I want to widen my oppourtunities in life and discover more about the facinating art of science.




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« Reply #643 on: March 17, 2013, 06:12 am »
You hide inside the furnace. You slam the iron door. And wait. You look out of the gap in the furnace door.
'ANYONE SEEN AN INTRUDER?' says one guard
Every single slave points toward the furnace your sat in.

The door is pulled open. A guard pulls you out. You fall on the floor. All the guards aim their guns at you, ready to shoot.

What now?

Wait, wait, wait. I was being sarcastic, see? I meant BEHIND the furnace
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #644 on: March 18, 2013, 05:09 am »
I'm going to make all of this up.

FULL NAME: Joe Ashley Samuels
AGE: 31
DATE OF BIRTH: (Idk, what year is it in the game?)
SKYSHIP MODEL: (Idk. Kingpiggy, help me here.)
ANY PAST EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE?: Experimented with many elements and chemicals at home.
WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?: Because I want to widen my oppourtunities in life and discover more about the facinating art of science.


The year in game is on the first page. In the story area.

Ship model: Cowboy X45P

Wait, wait, wait. I was being sarcastic, see? I meant BEHIND the furnace

You hide behind the furnace. You duck down and wait. And wait. You look round the side of the furnace.
'ANYONE SEEN AN INTRUDER?' says one guard
Every single slave points toward the furnace your sat behind.

A guard pulls you out. You fall on the floor. All the guards aim their guns at you, ready to shoot.

What now?

Look up awesome in the dictionary, you'll see a little picture of me! :D

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #645 on: March 18, 2013, 11:49 am »
FULL NAME: Joe Ashley Samuels
AGE: 31
DATE OF BIRTH: 11 April 2477
SKYSHIP MODEL: Cowboy X45P
ANY PAST EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE?: Experimented with many elements and chemicals at home.
WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?: Because I want to widen my oppourtunities in life and discover more about the facinating art of science.



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« Reply #646 on: March 19, 2013, 03:49 am »
You hide behind the furnace. You duck down and wait. And wait. You look round the side of the furnace.
'ANYONE SEEN AN INTRUDER?' says one guard
Every single slave points toward the furnace your sat behind.

A guard pulls you out. You fall on the floor. All the guards aim their guns at you, ready to shoot.

What now?
How many guards are there?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #647 on: March 19, 2013, 01:21 pm »
FULL NAME: Joe Ashley Samuels
AGE: 31
DATE OF BIRTH: 11 April 2477
SKYSHIP MODEL: Cowboy X45P
ANY PAST EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE?: Experimented with many elements and chemicals at home.
WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?: Because I want to widen my oppourtunities in life and discover more about the facinating art of science.
'Good enough for us' says the chatty receptionist.

There are several rooms.

PHYSICS ROOM
BIOLOGY ROOM
CHEMISTRY ROOM
CAKE ROOM

What now?

How many guards are there?
16.
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« Reply #648 on: March 20, 2013, 02:01 am »
16.
*Whistle* OK, here we go. I slash the legs of the guards holding me down. Then I cut down the guards nearest to me, and throw the sword at one of them. I then grab my pistol and shoot the rest of them. . .will it work?!. . .
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #649 on: March 20, 2013, 01:08 pm »
I'll check all the rooms and go in the one/s that have nobody in.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #650 on: March 20, 2013, 01:13 pm »
*Whistle* OK, here we go. I slash the legs of the guards holding me down. Then I cut down the guards nearest to me, and throw the sword at one of them. I then grab my pistol and shoot the rest of them. . .will it work?!. . .
by 'rest of them' you kill all but 5.

What now?

I'll check all the rooms and go in the one/s that have nobody in.

EMPTY ROOMS

BIOLOGY ROOM
CHEMISTRY ROOM

Which one?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #651 on: March 20, 2013, 01:22 pm »
Chemistry to look for expensive chemicals and substances!



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #652 on: March 20, 2013, 02:33 pm »
You need to fill in the job application form.

Make sure you write your skylands details and not your IRL details!
FULL NAME:
AGE:
DATE OF BIRTH:
SKYSHIP MODEL:
ANY PAST EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENCE?:
WHY DO YOU WANT THE JOB?:
You hide inside the furnace. You slam the iron door. And wait. You look out of the gap in the furnace door.
'ANYONE SEEN AN INTRUDER?' says one guard
Every single slave points toward the furnace your sat in.

The door is pulled open. A guard pulls you out. You fall on the floor. All the guards aim their guns at you, ready to shoot.

What now?
You step inside the chamber, turn the key and press the button. Instantly, your cuts and bruises are gone, but your foot does not reappear.

What next?
I will make myself a wooden replacement.

EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
 

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #653 on: March 21, 2013, 04:32 am »
by 'rest of them' you kill all but 5.

What now?
I shoot the last 5.
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« Reply #654 on: March 21, 2013, 12:14 pm »
Chemistry to look for expensive chemicals and substances!
You step inside. There is lab equipment everywhere. Shelves of bottles are all over the wall!

What now?

I will make myself a wooden replacement.
Items on your ship and in your pockets

1 string
1 plank with a nail in it
10 cannonballs
1 cake
4 crates of food
1 hammer

What do you make it out of?

I shoot the last 5.
You shoot three. Two big guards remain. They could easily break your arms. They advance. You notice a bowl of gruel on the floor.

What now?


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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #655 on: March 21, 2013, 01:32 pm »
Okay, so I'll grab some bottles out of the shelves and seal them as tight as possible, then put them in my large coat pocket. Then, I'll actually do some of my job and experiment with the liquids, just to make things look real until I have to leave.



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« Reply #656 on: March 22, 2013, 06:48 am »
You shoot three. Two big guards remain. They could easily break your arms. They advance. You notice a bowl of gruel on the floor.

What now?
I spill the gruel in front of them them zip around them shooting them with my pistol
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« Reply #657 on: March 22, 2013, 10:20 am »
Okay, so I'll grab some bottles out of the shelves and seal them as tight as possible, then put them in my large coat pocket. Then, I'll actually do some of my job and experiment with the liquids, just to make things look real until I have to leave.
You mix a few bottles of red and blue stuff, and feed some to the guinea pigs. Then you turn back and mix green and white stuff. Then you feed some more to the guinea pigs. Suddenly, white stuff comes off the pigs. You pick it up.

What now?

I spill the gruel in front of them them zip around them shooting them with my pistol
You tip the gruel. It oozes out very slowly. They advance further. You begin to panic. Without thinking you shoot the two guards. One bullet hits, causing the guard to fall over. Not dead, just in pain. The other guard advances.

What now!?

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« Reply #658 on: March 22, 2013, 10:05 pm »
You tip the gruel. It oozes out very slowly. They advance further. You begin to panic. Without thinking you shoot the two guards. One bullet hits, causing the guard to fall over. Not dead, just in pain. The other guard advances.

What now!?
Suddenly, my dog and Webs attacks them
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #659 on: March 23, 2013, 04:44 am »
Record it on my notepad in great detail and leave.



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