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Offline kingpiggy

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #600 on: March 04, 2013, 11:20 am »
Okay then, the Tavern
TAVERN

Beer
Gets ya drunk, reduces pain.
2 silver

Battle
Battle another person in the tavern.
Waiting list...
Mighty Bob
Feeble Sarah
Stupid Nat

Info wall
Wall of info. 'nuff said.

What now?
I fly up.

That's okay! Anytime!
The reds & blues shoot up. None hit you.

What now?

bump
Thanks for bumping!

Salvage ALL the debris!

4 guns
2 swords
1 cannon
1 torn shirt
1 bandanna
50 pieces of wood.

What do you salvage?


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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #601 on: March 04, 2013, 07:59 pm »
The reds & blues shoot up. None hit you.

What now?
Thanks for bumping!
I throw down 1 silver so they fight over it
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #602 on: March 05, 2013, 10:36 am »
I'll ask around and see how strong the fight competitors are. (What do you get if you win a battle?)



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #603 on: March 05, 2013, 12:43 pm »
I throw down 1 silver so they fight over it
It hits one soldier on the head. It knocks him out. More people keeps shooting, again, none hit.

What now?

I'll ask around and see how strong the fight competitors are. (What do you get if you win a battle?)

Mighty Bob
Power: 80/100
Feeble Sarah 40/100
Stupid Nat 50/100


You place a certain amount of silver in the hat, the winner takes it, and gets to spit on the loser.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #604 on: March 05, 2013, 01:14 pm »
How powerful am I? I'll fight anyone weaker than me.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #605 on: March 06, 2013, 12:57 am »
It hits one soldier on the head. It knocks him out. More people keeps shooting, again, none hit.

What now?
I get frustrated and throw down 1 silver where there isn't anyone and tell them to fight over it.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #606 on: March 06, 2013, 12:07 pm »
How powerful am I? I'll fight anyone weaker than me.

Your power is 50 / 100

I get frustrated and throw down 1 silver where there isn't anyone and tell them to fight over it.
'That trick isn't gonna fool us!' says a red.
'Hey! I was gonna say that!' says blue.
The two sides fight each other and stop shooting at you.

What now?

Look up awesome in the dictionary, you'll see a little picture of me! :D

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #607 on: March 06, 2013, 10:47 pm »
I wanna help.
 

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #608 on: March 07, 2013, 02:04 am »
'That trick isn't gonna fool us!' says a red.
'Hey! I was gonna say that!' says blue.
The two sides fight each other and stop shooting at you.

What now?


I sigh and head South
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #609 on: March 07, 2013, 12:03 pm »
I wanna help.
You can't be a god yet! I'll need an assistant god when I get 30+ pilots in the game!

I sigh and head South
You spot a HUGE ship. You read the massive letters on its side.

S.S SALVATION

Board or continue sailing?

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #610 on: March 07, 2013, 12:54 pm »
How many are there at the moment?
 

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #611 on: March 07, 2013, 01:06 pm »
I'll challenge Feeble Sarah. We both put 10 silver in the hat and the winner takes it all.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #612 on: March 08, 2013, 02:54 am »
You spot a HUGE ship. You read the massive letters on its side.

S.S SALVATION

Board or continue sailing?
Board

{PS. I read Jjlcl's encounter with the SS Salvation}
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #613 on: March 08, 2013, 11:10 am »
How many are there at the moment?
Sixteen

I'll challenge Feeble Sarah. We both put 10 silver in the hat and the winner takes it all.
Feeble Sarah thinks 20 silver is too little to right over.
'W....why don't we b...both put in t..ten more s...silver?' she asks

Board

{PS. I read Jjlcl's encounter with the SS Salvation}
Several Guards approach.

'Don't come on dis ship!' says one guard. They come closers. All have sharp spears and huge guns.
What now?


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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #614 on: March 08, 2013, 12:11 pm »
"U-um f-fine... Oh please g-go easy on me..." I stammer. (Tricking her.)



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« Reply #615 on: March 08, 2013, 08:33 pm »
Several Guards approach.
'Don't come on dis ship!' says one guard. They come closers. All have sharp spears and huge guns.
What now?
I quickly draw out my POWER gun and shoot 'em quickly.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #616 on: March 09, 2013, 05:39 am »
"U-um f-fine... Oh please g-go easy on me..." I stammer. (Tricking her.)
The fight begins.

Where do you hit?
Head
Chest
Stomach
Legs

I quickly draw out my POWER gun and shoot 'em quickly.
You fire the POWER gun. It falls apart in your hands.
'Sneaky Sid you WORD REMOVED FOR SECURITY REASONS' you shout.

What now?
Look up awesome in the dictionary, you'll see a little picture of me! :D

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #617 on: March 09, 2013, 10:19 am »
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #618 on: March 09, 2013, 12:15 pm »
Slug her in the stomach then try to punch her in the forehead (the place which knocks you out usually)



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« Reply #619 on: March 09, 2013, 09:10 pm »
You fire the POWER gun. It falls apart in your hands.
'Sneaky Sid you WORD REMOVED FOR SECURITY REASONS' you shout.

What now?
I swear again and shoot those idiots with my pistol
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #620 on: March 10, 2013, 05:19 am »
Delete request
Delete request? What for?

Slug her in the stomach then try to punch her in the forehead (the place which knocks you out usually)
Your aim for the forehead, but miss. Feeble Sarah gently taps you in the chest, you didn't feel a thing.

What now?

I swear again and shoot those idiots with my pistol
You kill them. There are three places to go.

Down the stairs
Through the iron door
Trough the trapdoor

What now?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #621 on: March 10, 2013, 05:24 am »
Quick lunge at the guts!



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« Reply #622 on: March 10, 2013, 06:41 am »
You kill them. There are three places to go.

Down the stairs
Through the iron door
Trough the trapdoor

What now?
Through the iron door
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #623 on: March 11, 2013, 12:22 pm »
Quick lunge at the guts!
She falls over.
'Enough!' she says.
You claim the money.

What now?

Through the iron door
It leads to a coal bunker. Its full of coal. Two shovels lay by the wall.
What now?

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #624 on: March 11, 2013, 12:52 pm »
Help her up and say I'm sorry if that hurt. "I just need anti-dandruff cream. I'll give you back your silver if you can tell me where I can find some."



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« Reply #625 on: March 12, 2013, 03:18 am »
It leads to a coal bunker. Its full of coal. Two shovels lay by the wall.
What now?
I grab a shovel and sling it behind my back. I grab the other shovel and start digging at some coal. I put some in my bag too.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #626 on: March 12, 2013, 06:19 am »
You land. Two soldiers corner you.
'NAME!' one shouts
'Maximus!' you say.
'What's your business here?'
'Erm...to look around?' you say
'You want to enter the majestic castle of the ultimate being, super-mega-chosen-by-god awesome king of Majestica, ruler of everything ever, TO LOOK AROUND!?' says one guard
'Erm...yeah?' you say
Both guards sigh.
'You should know that the king of Majestica is not allowed visitors EXCEPT his head advisor.'
'Excuse me, but who is the king of Majestica?'
Both guards gasp.
'He is the KING of this planet!'
'This planet doesn't have a king!' you say 'each country is run by a king!'
'What is this idiot talking about? He's mad!'

What now?
...
What now?
Wait...you have one? Since when?
Since i stole it when i was younger.

EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
 

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #627 on: March 12, 2013, 01:27 pm »
Help her up and say I'm sorry if that hurt. "I just need anti-dandruff cream. I'll give you back your silver if you can tell me where I can find some."
'A....anti d...dandruff cream? I h..have no..I..idea' she replies.

What now?

I grab a shovel and sling it behind my back. I grab the other shovel and start digging at some coal. I put some in my bag too.
You leave through the iron door.
Where now?
Down the stairs
or
Trough the trapdoor?

Since i stole it when i was younger.
From WHO, and WHERE?


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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #628 on: March 12, 2013, 01:41 pm »
Ask around the Tavern for anti-dandruff cream.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #629 on: March 13, 2013, 01:56 am »
You leave through the iron door.
Where now?
Down the stairs
or
Through the trapdoor?
Down the stairs
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