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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #570 on: February 24, 2013, 07:06 am »
I'll stay on the island for a bit and nick anything worth it. If there's nothing, then I'll clamber in the ship and head East.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #571 on: February 25, 2013, 01:43 am »
Phew! Its safe! Now the only way you can go is forward. You go forward. Its also safe.

Right or Forward?

Thanks for bumping!
Heres a +1!
Right

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #572 on: February 25, 2013, 03:27 am »
You sail south. You quickly run toward your cannons to fire them. A Skygod cannonball fires at your ship, creating a huge hole in your hold.
A red warning siren comes from the ships control panel. The stupid Skygods think your dead, and fly away.
Your ship limps to the nearest island. The island has three places

Shop
Shipyard
Post office

What now?
You dash over the flowers, each one bites at your ankles. Your ankles bleed and sting, but you just want to get out of there! You vault over the handrail and into the ship. You flop onto the control panel and pull yourself up using the wheel. Your feet sting like crazy. You look down.
No wonder they're stinging. One foot is bleeding like a river, the other foot...is gone.

What now?
You lean against the wall outside his office. You pull out your phone and play 'snake' on it. You are just about to collect your 43rd segment when the boss arrives.

What now?

Ka-Ching!

What now?
I will go to H chamber and recover my feet.I want new ones.

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #573 on: February 25, 2013, 11:18 am »
I'll stay on the island for a bit and nick anything worth it. If there's nothing, then I'll clamber in the ship and head East.
After flying east, you see a large factory. Its got lots of lovely colours. It looks like something from a fairytale.

Land or Continue sailing?

Right

That's alright!
Safe!

One more row of mines to go!

Left, Right or Forward?

I will go to H chamber and recover my feet.I want new ones.
The H chamber? What is that?
Look up awesome in the dictionary, you'll see a little picture of me! :D

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #574 on: February 25, 2013, 11:47 am »
 Continue sailing



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #575 on: February 26, 2013, 04:25 am »
Safe!

One more row of mines to go!

Left, Right or Forward?
Forward
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #576 on: February 26, 2013, 12:35 pm »
Continue sailing
You reach a large majestic castle. Its sopretty, like something from a fairytale....just like the factory...

Land or Continue sailing?

Forward
BOOM!!!
No, that's not your ship, that's the sound of your head hitting  the control panel as you sigh the largest sigh of relief anyone has every sighed in the whole history of sighing.

What next?

 
Look up awesome in the dictionary, you'll see a little picture of me! :D

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #577 on: February 26, 2013, 12:43 pm »
I think I'm catching on. There may be thousands of similar factories ahead. Land.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #578 on: February 27, 2013, 01:12 am »
BOOM!!!
No, that's not your ship, that's the sound of your head hitting  the control panel as you sigh the largest sigh of relief anyone has every sighed in the whole history of sighing.

What next?

 
I call it a day and have a quiet night socializing with the spider-woman and training my dog.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #579 on: February 27, 2013, 04:37 am »
After flying east, you see a large factory. Its got lots of lovely colours. It looks like something from a fairytale.

Land or Continue sailing?
Safe!

One more row of mines to go!

Left, Right or Forward?
The H chamber? What is that?
Secret healing chamber in my ship.

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #580 on: February 27, 2013, 11:32 am »
I think I'm catching on. There may be thousands of similar factories ahead. Land.
You land. Two soldiers corner you.
'NAME!' one shouts
'Maximus!' you say.
'What's your business here?'
'Erm...to look around?' you say
'You want to enter the majestic castle of the ultimate being, super-mega-chosen-by-god awesome king of Majestica, ruler of everything ever, TO LOOK AROUND!?' says one guard
'Erm...yeah?' you say
Both guards sigh.
'You should know that the king of Majestica is not allowed visitors EXCEPT his head advisor.'
'Excuse me, but who is the king of Majestica?'
Both guards gasp.
'He is the KING of this planet!'
'This planet doesn't have a king!' you say 'each country is run by a king!'
'What is this idiot talking about? He's mad!'

What now?

I call it a day and have a quiet night socializing with the spider-woman and training my dog.
...
What now?

Secret healing chamber in my ship.
Wait...you have one? Since when?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #581 on: February 27, 2013, 11:35 am »
"Sorry sirs, it's just I have never visited this planet before. This king... could I meet him?"



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #582 on: February 28, 2013, 02:39 am »
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #583 on: February 28, 2013, 11:16 am »
"Sorry sirs, it's just I have never visited this planet before. This king... could I meet him?"
'Visit this planet? Are you an ALIEN?'
'No, you can't meet the king, only if you....you....can fetch me some anti dandruff shower cream!'

Accept or Decline?

I head North
'By the way,' says the spider woman 'My name is Webs'

You reach a large plains. Tents are on one side, and the other, but not in the centre.
Land or Continue sailing?

If you choose to land...where do you?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #584 on: February 28, 2013, 01:16 pm »
"Yes I have powers beyond your knowledge. I am a being of great power from an unknown realm..." I lie. "I will attempt to bring you this strange cream."
I force back a laugh and clamber into my ship. I want to sail back to where I fixed my ship.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #585 on: February 28, 2013, 10:52 pm »
Shoot again!

 

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #586 on: March 01, 2013, 02:31 am »
'By the way,' says the spider woman 'My name is Webs'

You reach a large plains. Tents are on one side, and the other, but not in the centre.
Land or Continue sailing?

If you choose to land...where do you?
I land on the left side
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #587 on: March 01, 2013, 11:21 am »
"Yes I have powers beyond your knowledge. I am a being of great power from an unknown realm..." I lie. "I will attempt to bring you this strange cream."
I force back a laugh and clamber into my ship. I want to sail back to where I fixed my ship.
You sail backwards...past the factory...back to the-wait....

Where IS it?

What now?

Shoot again!
you shoot another cannon, this time, the ship is sunk.

Salvage to see what's on the ship or do something else?

I land on the left side
The tents on the left side are Red
'Welcome to team RED' says a small man on a horse.

What now?
Look up awesome in the dictionary, you'll see a little picture of me! :D

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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #588 on: March 01, 2013, 12:45 pm »
I'll keep sailing and land on the nearest planet. I'll search for the cream with the revolver handy, but concealed.



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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #589 on: March 01, 2013, 05:58 pm »
Name: Ryan Foncette
Group: Skygod
Pet: Dog

 

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« Reply #590 on: March 01, 2013, 09:15 pm »
The tents on the left side are Red
'Welcome to team RED' says a small man on a horse.

What now?
I head to the right side expecting to see Blue
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #591 on: March 02, 2013, 04:14 am »
I'll keep sailing and land on the nearest planet. I'll search for the cream with the revolver handy, but concealed.
You don't fly from planet to planet in skylands. The clouds have turned to titanium so you can get through them.

I'm guessing that means you land on the nearest island, and you do which is a small village. The town reeks of human waste.  Several shops are nearby

Tavern
Shop
Shipyard

Name: Ryan Foncette
Group: Skygod
Pet: Dog
accepted!
sail north, South, East or West?

I head to the right side expecting to see Blue
You reach the blue side.
'Hey! He's been talking to the RED!' screams a tall man on a horse. 'Get him!'

Several Blue people approach they're armed with swords and guns

What now?
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #592 on: March 02, 2013, 04:48 am »
I'll go to the Shop and search for some of that cream.



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« Reply #593 on: March 02, 2013, 06:07 am »
You reach the blue side.
'Hey! He's been talking to the RED!' screams a tall man on a horse. 'Get him!'

Several Blue people approach they're armed with swords and guns

What now?
I fly to the centre.
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #594 on: March 03, 2013, 03:15 am »
bumpo
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #595 on: March 03, 2013, 05:41 am »
I'll go to the Shop and search for some of that cream.
Shop

The shop is on the first page. But there are no guns.

I fly to the centre.
'Hey!' shouts a red 'Talking to the blues? Lets get him!'
'Hey! Talking to the reds?' says a blue 'Lets get him!'

The two sides charge toward you.
What now!?
bumpo
Thanks for bumping! +1 silver!
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #596 on: March 03, 2013, 05:43 am »
Okay then, the Tavern



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« Reply #597 on: March 03, 2013, 06:15 am »
'Hey!' shouts a red 'Talking to the blues? Lets get him!'
'Hey! Talking to the reds?' says a blue 'Lets get him!'

The two sides charge toward you.
What now!?

Thanks for bumping! +1 silver!
I fly up.

That's okay! Anytime!
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #598 on: March 04, 2013, 03:32 am »
bump
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Re: .:Skylands:. RPFG! (New pilots welcomed!)
« Reply #599 on: March 04, 2013, 07:53 am »
Salvage ALL the debris!