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Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« on: September 07, 2012, 09:42 am »
I got the pillow pregnant D:
what d I do?!



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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2012, 09:46 am »
I thought the pillow cheated on you and now you are in love with mushroom?
 

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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2012, 09:58 am »
I thought the pillow cheated on you and now you are in love with mushroom?
But that was yesterday and I found out today D:

I'mma move to a new town with my mooshroom!

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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2012, 10:47 am »
Oh Em Gee!

What will the mooshroom say?

 

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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2012, 11:33 am »
My suggestions

1. Kill the pillow
2. Inject baby killing juice whatever its called
3. Die
4. Send the baby away to an orphanage.

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Job done!
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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2012, 11:36 am »
Take the fluff out of the pillow, that way it can't give birth.
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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2012, 12:01 pm »
I like pie!
 

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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2012, 12:07 pm »
Get a knife, (Scissors will work too.) and cut open the pillow while it's giving birth. Then, tell it to push Really hard. Then grab the baby pillows head, and pull gently.
And wait for the baby to shut the hell up.


It's that simple.
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Re: Oh My God...I'm a dad :(
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2012, 12:16 pm »
Get a knife, (Scissors will work too.) and cut open the pillow while it's giving birth. Then, tell it to push Really hard. Then grab the baby pillows head, and pull gently.
And wait for the baby to shut the hell up.
LOL!

It's that simple.