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How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« on: August 22, 2012, 02:10 am »
1 or 2 years ago, someone made this forum game that I loved but then it had been removed probably due to being not bumped. So I thought I could redo this again. Basically, you just have to comment how you can get kicked out of your local store. Be creative!

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 03:55 am »
1. Don't pay for what you're buying.

 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 05:03 am »
2. Pick up the closest edible thing to the till and eat it I front of the shop keeper and don't pay.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 07:49 am »
Toss random balls across the shop >:)

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 11:17 am »
Start a food fight
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 03:04 pm »
Consuming products without paying
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 03:56 pm »
2. Pick up the closest edible thing to the till and eat it I front of the shop keeper and don't pay.
Consuming products without paying
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 05:57 pm »
.Eating the candy then running out without paying.




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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 07:52 pm »
Clogging the toilet with ur poop.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 07:55 pm »
Most of y'all are having something to do with not paying. lol

 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 08:06 pm »
Ask the clerk a volley of questions concerning what video games are, how the controls work, and why the prices are so high, making sure the line behind you is long, then demand a full tour of the store and list of game recommendations.
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 09:00 pm »
Grab an item, go to the cashier, say you forgot something, grab another item, say you forgot something, repeat. Make sure you borrowed the super glue to hold the line up.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 09:54 pm »
Bring a gun in and say,"Give me all the cash,oh and this is a watergun!"



 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 03:28 am »
Bomb the shop underneath
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2012, 07:09 am »
Open all the food packages
when i hit the bong, i am going to willy wonkers elevator.
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2012, 07:12 am »
Beat up the noodles.
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2012, 09:15 am »
Hit their dog.
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2012, 11:01 am »
Vandalize the windows.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 11:21 am »
Shucks you never tried picking up the cashiers(checkout chick) ?.. Possibly the most fun and fastest way to be thrown out ever !
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 04:10 pm »
Pick up a package, open it and eat some of the food inside, then put it back.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2012, 04:46 pm »
All I'd have to do is ask "Are you from Pakistan?" When I know fully well the owner is Indian.
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2012, 05:38 pm »
Punch their salad. :3

 

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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2012, 05:38 pm »
I'm Sumie and I know it ;)
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2012, 06:08 pm »
Demand more money when selling something back.
 

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2012, 06:24 pm »
/!\ Works for Wal-mart only /!\ Ask directions for Kmart

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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2012, 06:26 pm »
Grab something off the shelf and go would you like to buy this?
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2012, 08:03 pm »
Pushing the aisles down like dominoes.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2012, 08:13 pm »
Find the most expensive stuff, and break all of it.
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Re: How To Get Kicked Out Of Your Local Store
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2012, 08:13 pm »
Go psycho and throw everything everywhere.