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I Hate it When...
« on: August 07, 2012, 08:44 am »
PERSON 1: I hate it when...(insert ludicrous or fantastical thing here).

PERSON 2: (insert funny or absurd comeback here). I hate it when...

Okay, I'll start. I hate it when scallops lead a rebellion against the oysters.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2012, 09:36 am »
Grant's Fault. I hate it when I can't think of things to hate
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 09:47 am »
Grant's Fault. I hate it when I can't think of things to hate

You just did, smart one.  :D
I hate it when people throw rocks at my dog.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 10:05 am »
Too bad your dog is indestructible.

I hate how the cake is a lie.


 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 10:23 am »
It can't be a lie since it is real and has lots of flavor.
I hate it when my computer doesn't work and I can't listen to music.

 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2012, 10:28 am »
It can't be a lie since it is real and has lots of flavor.
I hate it when my computer doesn't work and I can't listen to music.
You are totally out of tune.
I hate it when my pet chair kills people.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2012, 10:45 am »
Chairs aren't alive.
I hate it when I hate something.



 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2012, 04:07 pm »
You did in a saddening way

I hate when i don't hate someone hateable.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2012, 05:47 pm »
Don't tell me about your personal life


I hate it when Its getting dark
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2012, 06:38 pm »
Ariana Grande is so hot

I hate it when I erect in public

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2012, 09:42 am »
Start looking at some girls then, boys must be too hawt for you.
I hate it when I'm grounded.
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2012, 06:08 am »
bumpeh for npc
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2012, 07:13 am »
Start looking at some girls then, boys must be too hawt for you.
I hate it when I'm grounded.
Good thing you aren't now. I hate it when I see that the cow is in the pig pen.
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2012, 11:30 am »
They want to socialize.


I hate when Final Fantasy always kills my party with a ridiculous cheap move.
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2012, 11:49 am »
It's Angry German Kid's fault for screaming that he wants to play final fantasy.

I hate it when people start to FIRE THAR LAZAR!
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2012, 02:19 am »
At your face, that is.
I hate it when I can't afford Xbox 360 Minecraft
Hey, I just met you!
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2012, 03:50 am »
Do your chores for money, smartass.

I hate it when you do something but you end up being embarrassed by a hateful person that you know.

 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 03:57 am »
Live with it, you're a woman.

I hate it when 'This video is not available in your country'. >:(
IT'S A TARP! Wait, it's just a trap. WAGGHHH ITS'S A TRAP!
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 03:31 am »
Just move to the country next to you  8)
Hey, I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But here's my smile! ;)
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 03:32 am »
I hate it when people don't get what I hate
Hey, I just met you!
And this is crazy!
But here's my smile! ;)
So smile me back maybe!
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2012, 10:22 pm »
Start being a human and not an ant.
I hate it when people try to be funny when they're not.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2012, 02:30 am »
Don't look at me! This is my first post!
I hate it when people keep going on and on and on about some random topic.
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 04:29 pm »
Try to encourage people to stop posting

I hate it when I sneeze
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 04:39 pm »
Aa-choo.
I hate it when people have either swag or gangnam style in their signatures.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2012, 05:40 pm »
Hmm.. then why do I recall seeing those two exact words in your signature..Nah, I am probably wrong. ;D
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2012, 03:38 pm »
He doesn't take yoga.

I hate it when I'm Chuck Norris.

 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2012, 02:26 pm »
Be Michael Jackson, then.

I hate it when 'HEY DUD PLAY MAH GAMEZ THEY ROCK AN THAT YAH'.
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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2012, 02:29 pm »
Eat a piece a pizza

I hate it when a dinosaur steals my chair.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2012, 04:08 pm »
Eat a piece a pizza

I hate it when a dinosaur steals my chair.

Then take a stand instead of sitting down.
I hate it when my dog raises his gloved fist at the Olympics.
 

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Re: I Hate it When...
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2012, 05:12 pm »
I can't believe this thread is still alive.