Author Topic: I CHEATED DEATH D: (Read 293 times)

failarmy · « **on:** July 31, 2012, 09:45 pm »

I CHEATED DEATH!!!! MOMMA THEY SAY BAD STUFF STARTS HAPPENING TO YOU LIKE THOSE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES!!! NOW ONE BAD THING HAS HAPPENED MY LITTLE COUSIN NEED SURGERY NOW SHE HAS TO REMOVE HER KIDNEY CAUSE IT AINT WORKIN THEN WHOS NEXT?....

EpicBlastGaming · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:48 pm »

sorry about that....

Cheesypuff · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:49 pm »

Oh no, you better go to 4chan.org and ask them what you should do next.

MIB agent Bob · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:50 pm »

Yeah but how did you cheat death?

liamnight · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:51 pm »

You're next. If you havn' noticed, a nail fell off the heater from the ceiling

tunechi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:52 pm »

Quote from: liamnight on July 31, 2012, 09:51 pm

You're next. If you havn' noticed, a nail fell off the heater from the ceiling

PEOPLE WHO CLAPPED FOR THIS POST: TOOKEWL

peterzhang1 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:53 pm »

Also someone was horrible at bowling and somehow hit the power lines while you were walking underneath them.

MIB agent Bob · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2012, 09:59 pm »

Well as I remember, I cheated and mildly escaped one of the worst moments of my life.

hivetyrantofawesome · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:00 pm »

Quote from: tookewl on July 31, 2012, 09:52 pm

Quote from: liamnight on July 31, 2012, 09:51 pm
You're next. If you havn' noticed, a nail fell off the heater from the ceiling
That's because you own like every FD XD

PEOPLE WHO CLAPPED FOR THIS POST: TOOKEWL

hivetyrantofawesome · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:01 pm »

On my phone, post is in the quote lol.

failarmy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:07 pm »

I was siting outside until i had a thought that was venomous spider was on the chair and i was actually right a spider was on the chair it was an white spider and are those venomous?

failarmy · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:09 pm »

peterzhang1 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:10 pm »

Most spider venom can't even make a human want to scratch,so I wouldn't worry. ;)I am a nature expert BTW.

peterzhang1 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:11 pm »

If you do see a venomous spider.Keep well away from it.Make sure not to bother it.

failarmy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:12 pm »

Some spider leads to death and that spider i saw looks dangerous

failarmy · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:12 pm »

Some other freaky stuff has been happening to me..

peterzhang1 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:13 pm »

I know that,but first off.What part of the world do you live in?

tunechi · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:14 pm »

Quote from: hivetyrantofawesome on July 31, 2012, 10:01 pm

On my phone, post is in the quote lol.

loool xD

failarmy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:16 pm »

CWEEPY

failarmy · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:17 pm »

WHAT CAN GET ANY WORSE?

peterzhang1 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:19 pm »

You are walking and a driver isn't looking while the car is heading right for you.You run,but you slip and you narrowly escape death.Sadly,you landed face first in a bee hive.Causing them to swarm you.You run into the car,and fall on a pile of dog poo.

failarmy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2012, 10:20 pm »

XD Maybe i nu going to die

failarmy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:06 pm »

Anyone?

gamezman305 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2012, 11:14 pm »

Dahel am I reading, and have a free applaud

News:

Author Topic: I CHEATED DEATH D: (Read 293 times)