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Offline Sandwich King

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"Mommy, Can You Get Me a Cookie?"
« on: July 29, 2012, 04:08 pm »
"First, do one-hundred push-ups."

"Give my meh cookie!"

"I said-"

"Gimme a cookie, or I'll push, alright!"

"No."

(eight hours later, at the hospital)

"Sorry Mommy. Can I have my cookie?"

"NO!"

"......."
 

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2012, 04:09 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2012, 04:10 pm »
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA-


No.
 

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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2012, 04:10 pm »
Awe....you forgot the dragons >:C
In restaurants, pizza can be baked in an oven with stone bricks above the heat source, an electric deck oven, a conveyor belt oven or, in the case of more expensive restaurants, a wood- or coal-fired brick oven.
 

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2012, 04:11 pm »
Posted By: mshaafayAwe....you forgot the dragons >:C

No cookie for you.
 

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2012, 04:12 pm »
This is the funniest thing I ever read.
NOT!!

 

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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2012, 04:15 pm »
Posted By: tfandmetalmusicThis is the funniest thing I ever read.
NOT!!

Ain't supposed to be funny.
 

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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2012, 04:16 pm »
Posted By: heat6andking
Posted By: tfandmetalmusicThis is the funniest thing I ever read.
NOT!!

Ain't supposed to be funny.
O'rlly?
 

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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2012, 05:18 pm »
Posted By: malvernroad
Posted By: heat6andking
Posted By: tfandmetalmusicThis is the funniest thing I ever read.
NOT!!

Ain't supposed to be funny.
O'rlly?

Yes really.