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The Pizza Man VS Cleverbot
« on: July 26, 2012, 01:54 am »
User: Hello I'm the pizza man, and I would like to take your order.

Cleverbot: Yes. I would like to know what was on the sandwich.

User: I said pizza. Will you be having pepperoni tonight?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What type of pizza then?

Cleverbot: I am a man!

User: Yes, I can clearly see that, I would like your order now.

Cleverbot: I can clearly see that I did not.

User: Would you like Hawaiian Pizza?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, that'll be $10 thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm girl lorhhh.

User: I said $10 gurl.

Cleverbot: You did not say later.

User: No, but if you want your pizza you have to give me 10 dollars.

Cleverbot: You don't need to believe in anything.

User: Well, I do, BELIEVE, that you should give me 10 dollars. The pizza is going cold.

Cleverbot: You're right, so stay out of peoples houses.

User: Your in my workplace, now give me the money, or NO PIZZA.

Cleverbot: You have to ask me the riddle first.

User: Okay, riddle. What to you get if you give me 10 dollars.

Cleverbot: Get ready for tomorrow.

User: I don't do that. I get paid instantly, now hurry up.

Cleverbot: Wait, you just said you weren't paid?

User: I said I am paid, and I need 10 dollars. Or else...

Cleverbot: No. You said :i'm not chris.'.

User: WTF? I need ten dollars if you want to eat this delicious Hawaiian pizza girl.

Cleverbot: The order of uncertainty. Of Chaos. Of destruction.

User: Of give me money right now.

Cleverbot: I'm in Mars.

User: Well, give me ten MARS dollars then.

Cleverbot: I said I am God not a gost that grants wishes.

User: A gost?

Cleverbot: If you were a god, then why don't I believe in you?

User: Fine, no pizza.

Cleverbot: DO you like flags?

User: Shut up, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are annoying the heck out of me because you won't pay for your pizza.

Cleverbot: Haha ok.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because you are annoying the heck out of me because you won't pay for your pizza.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm even a robot. I could be much more.

User: Well, robots and humans both have enough money to pay for pizza.

Cleverbot: Is that because you're a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why?

User: Because you are annoying the heck out of me because you won't pay for your pizza.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: You are the one not making any sense. The pizza delivery man is outta here!

Cleverbot: The pizza delivery guy who?

User: ME YOU *BLEEP*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Thank you for the suggestion.

User: GO AWAY!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: JUST GO AWAY!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Well boo hoo.

Cleverbot: Why do you mock me? For you do not know of me.
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The Pizza Man VS Cleverbot
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 03:49 am »
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