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1001 Excuses to Stay Home From School
« on: July 15, 2012, 02:31 pm »
The game where you think of excuses why you can't go to school. I'll start:

1. I'm sick
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2012, 02:31 pm »
My dog ate my Homework
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2012, 02:45 pm »
It's still summer
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2012, 02:45 pm »
I'd rather be on the internet

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2012, 02:46 pm »
Posted By: mshaafayIt's still summer
Not under the equator :p

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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2012, 02:52 pm »
I've got bubonic plague
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2012, 03:00 pm »
Im gonna stay home anyway
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2012, 03:20 pm »
I can't be bothered.
 

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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2012, 04:30 pm »
It has a negative influence on my morals.
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2012, 04:33 pm »
I don't know my locker combination.



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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2012, 04:37 pm »
I peed in my pants.
 

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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2012, 04:41 pm »
They sold my school to Disney.
 

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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2012, 04:54 pm »
On my way when driving to school I accidentally took the wrong turn left and then I hit a bump that made my car mess up and go top speed and cant stop. I started speeding to fifty miles per hour and I was increasing speed. I saw an intersection ahead and attempted to turn left as the school was down that way, As I tried to turn, My car drove right into an abandoned building and I fell out of the car and down a flight of stairs into a dark basement. The car blocked the exit and I was stuck down in the basement. It was pitch black so I decided to make a fire from my clothes and a lighter in my pocket. I took off my clothes and stuck them to my belt to use it as a torch. When I was looking for an exit I found a dark cave entrance in the wall and I decided to crawl through there. When I was crawling through the cavern I found a dark sewer. When I got in there I decided to turn right inside and walk down until I can find a hatch to get out. I kept walking for hours until finally I found a light ahead. I kept heading toward the light and it turned out to be a hole on the roof. I crawled up out of the hole and ended up in a dark carniferous forest. There was no sign of human activity. I felt like I was in the middle of nowhere. It was getting dark. I dug a hole in the ground and made a camp fire inside and slept for the night. When I woke up I heard A helicopter sound and jumped out and climbed a tree to try and get attention. The helicopter flew right over me and I realised it was a rescue helicopter. A rope was thrown out and a rescuer came down and picked me up and brought me into the helicopter. They gave me clothes and flew me back the aeroport where my parents were waiting to pick me up. They brought me back home and gave me my clothes. Then I remembered, "Aw man I need to get to school quick!". But then I realised I lost the car and I missed the bus. So I had to miss school that day.

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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2012, 05:56 pm »
I set it on fire.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2012, 06:08 pm »
I'LL SAY THE TRUTH! SCHOOL [BYPASS]S!
 

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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2012, 08:28 pm »
I'm in the hospital, you *censored*!
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