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Offline kingpiggy

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I'm Going Mad....
« on: July 10, 2012, 02:10 pm »
My computer is too slow, and in my anger, I'm shouting at it.

*Computer is being slow*
Me: Work!
Computer: ...
Me: LOAD!
Computer: ...
Me: Work, load, move, compute!
Computer: ...
Me: (insert rude word here) YOU STUPID COMPUTER!
Computer: ...
*I re-start my computer*
*I load up the same program*
Me: Ok computer! Go and take an age to load!
*computer loads the page super quickly*
* I close the program*
Me: No. Don't work, you don't normally so why should this be different?
*loads up program VERY SLOWLY*
Me: Work, please I'm begging you!
Computer: ...
Me: Fine, I'll just tell all your computer friends you are rubbish at loading
Computer: ...
Me: I give up!!!!!!!!
*I wait forever for Sploder forums to log me in.

I need a doctor, I talk to my computer!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 02:21 pm »
bump.....
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 02:22 pm »
Happens to me a LOT.

 

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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 02:24 pm »
Posted By: tfandmetalmusicHappens to me a LOT.


Do you hit your computer with a baseball bat when you've been waiting 10 minutes screaming 'HERES LENNY!!!!!!'?
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 02:26 pm »
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Who does that these days? lol
 

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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 02:27 pm »
Posted By: Jaggerto...

Who does that these days? lol

Me!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 02:27 pm »
Posted By: kingpiggy
Posted By: tfandmetalmusicHappens to me a LOT.


Do you hit your computer with abaseball batwhen you've been waiting 10 minutes screaming 'HERES LENNY!!!!!!'?


No.

 

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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2012, 02:27 pm »
Posted By: kingpiggy
Posted By: Jaggerto...

Who does that these days? lol

Me!!!!


You're weird.
 

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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2012, 02:28 pm »
If I got a dollar everytime my internet crashes, I'd have over $10000.
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2012, 02:30 pm »
I've got 2 dollars for nothing, and I'm british.. xD
 

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I'm Going Mad....
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 02:33 pm »
If I got a dollar everytime a program goes Not Responding for me, I'd be the richest person in the world.

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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 02:34 pm »
Posted By: NeutralizationIf I got a dollar everytime a program goes Not Responding for me, I'd be the richest person in the world.

No, I would be.
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