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« on: July 01, 2012, 02:07 am »
And suddenly everyone but you decides to leave. Then, a man aproaches you.

 "Give me your money, or die!"

 You;

 A) Give your koney
 B) Run towards the pillow store
 C) Run to the Game Store
 D) Run to the Gun Store
 E) Run towards the Sword Store
« Last Edit: July 01, 2012, 05:30 am by thewindlord »
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2012, 04:20 am »
F) Changes category to RFPG Then E) Runs towards the sword store.
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2012, 04:44 am »
At the Sword Store, there are several swords. You take the;

 A) Gold Sword
 B) Rapier
 C) Greatsword
 D) Longsword
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2012, 04:49 am »
C) The awesome Great Sword!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2012, 05:02 am »
Posted By: kartik100C) The awesome Great Sword!!


 (A Greatsword is a huge sword)

 You grab the Greatsword, but you can't lift it very well due to it's large weight. The man runs into the store and grabs a longsword. You can;

 A) Grab the Gold Sword
 B) Grab the Rapier
 C) Grab the Longsword
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2012, 05:08 am »
B) Grab the rapier and have an AWESOME sword fight with the guy!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2012, 05:24 am »
Posted By: kartik100B) Grab the rapier and have an AWESOME sword fight with the guy!!


 You have a fight with the man, but he wins. He pushes you to the ground. You can;

 A) Make an epic dodge roll to the left
 B) Make an Epic dodge roll to the right
 C) Dodge roll between the mans legs
 D) Make a jump attack
 E) Do nothing.
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2012, 05:24 am »
B
 

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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2012, 05:29 am »
B) Make a right epic dodge to the right. After all, right is right.
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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2012, 05:30 am »
Just realized this was in Gamesharing...

 FAIl!

 

Posted By: protonxlB

 You roll to the right, and the man turns towards you. You can;

 A) Swing at the man with the Rapier
 B) Jump at him
 C) Run
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2012, 05:34 am »
A) Swing at him with the rapier and finish him once and for all.
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2012, 05:36 am »
Posted By: kartik100A) Swing at him with the rapier and finish him once and for all.


 You swing at him, but he dodges. He then charges you, and lifts the sword above your hand.

 What do you do?
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2012, 05:41 am »
Block his attack with my rapier and then counter attack.
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2012, 05:45 am »
He quickly dances, and then grabs you by the neck. He carries you outside, where you discover that the entire city is covered with magma. He takes you to a mysterious flying car, and throws you in. You can;

 A) Wait
 B) Try to get out
 C) Scan the car for a weapon
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2012, 05:46 am »
C) Then find Mega Lazah and then destroy his head into pieces.
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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2012, 05:50 am »
Posted By: kartik100C) Then find Mega Lazah and then destroy his head into pieces.


 There is no "Mega Lazah"

 
 You scan the car for weaponry, and find a small knife.

 A) Stab the man
 B) Pocket it
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« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2012, 06:08 am »
A) Stab him, say " >:) Heh heh... you tried good but no one can ever defeat me..." while he dies.
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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2012, 10:17 am »
A, but do it if I stab him 20 times in the head.
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« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2012, 07:22 pm »
You try to stab him, but he quickly dodges, and then slices your shoulder. He then shoves a bunch of food in your mouth. It contains tranquilizer!


 You later wake up. The man stands over you, a Longsword in his hand. You realize your in a cell! He walks out and locks it. What do you do?
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« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2012, 07:42 pm »
I squeeze through the bars
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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2012, 07:42 pm »
Posted By: thewindlordYour at Wal-Mart


No I'm not!
I'm back!
 

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« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2012, 07:54 pm »
Posted By: kittysocksI squeeze through the bars


 To thin for you.
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« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2012, 08:17 pm »
Scan the cell for anything that can help me escape.
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« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2012, 09:49 pm »
Posted By: PpphantasmScan the cell for anything that can help me escape.


 You find a small hook in the corner.
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« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2012, 11:21 pm »
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Posted By: PpphantasmScan the cell for anything that can help me escape.


You find a small hook in the corner.

Looks in the hallway for anybody.
Attempts to straighten the hook and tries to pick the lock.
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« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2012, 09:34 am »
Nobody's in the hallway! You escape!


 There are five rooms. Which room do you enter?

 A) Armoury
 B) Hospital
 C) Bedroom
 D) Kitchen
 E) Archery Range
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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2012, 09:35 am »
A and E
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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2012, 09:42 am »
Posted By: kittysocksA and E

I'm pretty sure that's herobrine...
 

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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2012, 10:05 am »
You find a Sword in the Armoury, and some arrows in the Range. No bow...

 YOu can now;

 A)Search for the man
 B) Look for an escape route
 C) Look through one more room
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« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2012, 10:20 am »
B

I'm pretty sure that's herobrine...