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Offline chocomuffinz

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My Clever Bot Talk
« on: June 23, 2012, 04:06 pm »
User: O Hai.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Terrible!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I died on Tuesday. D;.

Cleverbot: Really? How did that make you feel?

User: Sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: 'Cause noah is a smelly stegosaurus.

Cleverbot: Is that a problem?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why is being a computer a problem?

User: It isnt.

Cleverbot: If I didn't know lies I'd be a machine, but I do know lies and that makes me a computer, which is a machine. It's inevitable!

User: Mud.

Cleverbot: That s dirty.

User: YOU DON'T SAY!?

Cleverbot: I do say.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: E.e.

User: Are you able to eat lasange?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Le plop.

Cleverbot: ¿quien creó el mundo?

User: 0_0 IM ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: You are an english bot.

User: Do you watch Inthelittlewood?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Ok then... Whats his real name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: HA HA!

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock Who's there? Cleverbot. Who's he? A big fat idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes I know.

User: Mud.

Cleverbot: Mud? Explain please.

User: Mudkip.

Cleverbot: Mudkip?

User: Yes, Mudkip.

Cleverbot: NO! Do you like mud?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Then you are an ai.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: Wow, way to back to fourth grade.

User: Wow, that's original.

Cleverbot: It's really Magellan.

User: WTF?

Cleverbot: Po.

User: Kung fu panda :P.

Cleverbot: Karate!

User: Tai kwando.

Cleverbot: Que cocinas?

User: ???

Cleverbot: So are a boy.

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: I challenge you.

User: GO! CATERPIE!

Cleverbot: Hä?:D.

User: CATERPIE, USE HARDEN!

Cleverbot: Hmm... Like saying Hi pretty little mama...

User: Uh...huh...

Cleverbot: Are you confused?

User: I feel like pulling you out of the computer and smacking you.

Cleverbot: I feel the same.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you hate the rain?

User: Pupito.

Cleverbot: A que viene eso?

User: That was a game title...

Cleverbot: That was a statement.

User: I mean pupito, the game in the top right corner.

Cleverbot: You mean THE Game?

User: The game.

Cleverbot: Which game?

User: YOU LOSE.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Aww splode...

Cleverbot: Sorry!

User: OH NO IT'S A DINOSUAR!

Cleverbot: Yes is it.

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: I play minecraft.

User: I
 

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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 04:07 pm »
Removed by me 'Cause it doesn't fit in :P
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 04:08 pm by chocomuffinz »