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« on: June 19, 2012, 10:35 pm »
What powers would they gain?


 

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2012, 10:38 pm »
Flying.

 

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2012, 10:42 pm »
Laser eyes.


 

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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2012, 11:32 pm »
They wouldn't. They would die.
 

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2012, 11:34 pm »
Posted By: mrezmanThey wouldn't. They would die.
This isn't supposed to be realistic though. It's created just for fun.


 

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2012, 11:43 pm »
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Posted By: mrezmanThey wouldn't. They would die.
This isn't supposed to be realistic though. It's created just for fun.
Yeah, it was a joke lol.

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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2012, 12:23 am »
Speed
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2012, 12:29 am »
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How is drugs a super power?

 

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2012, 09:28 am »
The ability to turn into a giant vampire bat.
 

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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2012, 09:39 am »
turn them into an epci green werewolf.
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2012, 10:12 am »
since you posted on my thread

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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2012, 12:01 pm »
The power to read minds.

 

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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2012, 12:25 pm »
X-ray vision
 

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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2012, 02:19 pm »
Power to randomly self-destruct if came across a stair

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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2012, 02:55 pm »
death.
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« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2012, 03:11 pm »
Teddy bear would become stronger!
 

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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2012, 03:28 pm »
The power to grow 2 inches a year, until your 15.


 

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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2012, 03:56 pm »
The ability to shift into a cute little pony.
 

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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2012, 08:38 pm »
The ability to shoot toxic flames.


 

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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2012, 09:08 pm »
The ability to be more awesome than you already are.

 

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« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2012, 11:29 pm »
The  ability to yell in pain continuously   until doctors arrive.
 

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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2012, 12:02 am »
The ability to have death.
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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2012, 12:13 am »
The ability to turn into a duck.


 

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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2012, 12:13 am »
Invisibility
 

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« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2012, 12:18 am »
The ability to imitate someone in my hat.
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« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2012, 01:55 am »
Posted By: ju44The ability to imitate someone in my hat.
The ability to shut up.
 

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« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2012, 05:04 pm »
The ability to eat cake and then barf it up.
 

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« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2012, 05:24 pm »
Half invisibility;
oh wait you already have that power





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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 03:57 pm »
Lol, the ability to dig into the earth's core.