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« Reply #60 on: June 11, 2012, 01:10 am »
B): Spent his retirement funds on chocolate.  Then, he got therapy so he:
A) Wouldn't do drugs anymore.
B) Go to sleep.
C) Stop eating chocolate.
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« Reply #61 on: June 11, 2012, 02:01 pm »
He got therapy to go to sleep. He ended up dying in his sleep so...
A.) His body was cremated, then placed into a safe in the Indian Ocean.
B.) He woke up and was still alive. PARADOX
C.) His corpse rotted away.
 

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« Reply #62 on: June 11, 2012, 02:50 pm »
He woke up and was still alive. PARADOX, which caused him to

A) Join Cat Revolution
B) Join Llama Revolution
C) Join Dog Revolution
 

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« Reply #63 on: June 11, 2012, 03:32 pm »
Join Dog Revolution. But the dogs hated him, so they

A): Bit him in the jugular
B): Ripped his legs off
C): Shoveled out his butt
 

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« Reply #64 on: June 11, 2012, 03:35 pm »
Bit him in the jugular. So

He bleed to death
He ressurected
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« Reply #65 on: June 11, 2012, 03:59 pm »
So he bled to death. Then...
A.) Rainbows.
B.) Falafels.
C.) Potatoes.
 

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« Reply #66 on: June 11, 2012, 04:01 pm »
Rainbows, made him

Die again
The End
Ressurects
 

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« Reply #67 on: June 11, 2012, 04:03 pm »
Die again, so then a random guy watches and says

Double death
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« Reply #68 on: June 11, 2012, 04:05 pm »
Double death. I'll

Make the third
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« Reply #69 on: June 11, 2012, 04:12 pm »
THE END.
 

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« Reply #70 on: June 11, 2012, 04:32 pm »
Posted By: npc10000THE END.


A.) Then we all danced.
B.) Bob is introduced.
C.) Dogs eat ninjas.
 

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« Reply #71 on: June 11, 2012, 08:52 pm »
Bob is introduced. He likes...

A) Pie
B) 3.14159265358979323846264
C) What He Likes


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« Reply #72 on: June 11, 2012, 09:10 pm »
Pie because it tastes good because...
A) Jmc made it
B) It's cherry
C) It's pumpkin
D) It's apple




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« Reply #73 on: June 11, 2012, 09:20 pm »
It's apple, but a troublesome cuttlefish wants it, so it...

A): Tries to reason with Bob
B): Steals the pie
C): Sends an attack dog
D): Eats the pie
 

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« Reply #74 on: June 11, 2012, 09:29 pm »
Posted By: jmc10Pie because it tastes good because...
A) Jmc made it
B) It's cherry
C) It's pumpkin
D) It's apple


Posted By: npc10000It's apple, but a troublesome cuttlefish wants it, so it...

A): Tries to reason with Bob
B): Steals the pie
C): Sends an attack dog
D): Eats the pie


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CONTINUING ON FROM WHAT LEVELORANGE SAID...
He likes what he likes. Therefore...
A.) Rainbows explode into the sky like firecrackers.
B.) He's on fire like a fire is.
C.) He goes out to a Publix and buys toilet paper.
 

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« Reply #75 on: June 12, 2012, 01:44 pm »
Therefore he is on fire, like a fire is. So he calls...
A.) All his friends to record a video of him and post it to Facebook.
B.) 911 as a prank, even though he realized he could've called them to put out the fire on him as he hung up. (Insert Homer Simpson "D'oh!" here.)
C.) His mom, because he promised his mom he'd call her every week.
 

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« Reply #76 on: June 12, 2012, 01:54 pm »
. So he calls his mom, because he promised his mom he'd call every week. So mom called and said:

A) "Son, didn't I tell you not to play with fire since the incident in '06?'
B) "SON! YOUR HILARIOUS! BEING ON FIRE IS THE BEST JOKE EVA"
C) "You're banned from the family and home. Goodbye"
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« Reply #77 on: June 12, 2012, 01:56 pm »
He calls 911 as a prank, and realizes he could have used them for help. So...

A) Eats the fire.

B) Use Squidward's forehead to shield him.

c) Die.


 

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« Reply #78 on: June 12, 2012, 03:43 pm »
He calls 911 as a prank, and realizes he could have used them for help. So he eats the fire. Then..

A) His Mom came
B) Santa Claus came
C) Weegee came
 

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« Reply #79 on: June 28, 2012, 06:23 pm »
Santa came and bit off his head, he then runs headless to King's Island and gets on.....

A) The Beast
B) Diamondback
C) Top Gun
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« Reply #80 on: June 28, 2012, 06:30 pm »
The Beast who

A) Ate him
B) Ate his head, before santa could bit it off
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« Reply #81 on: June 28, 2012, 06:38 pm »
Continued from mine since the dude above me is being stupid...

The Beast and when he gets off the ride he.....

A) Pukes out of his head that he carries with him
B) Poops his pants
C) Rides it again
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« Reply #82 on: June 28, 2012, 06:39 pm »
Posted By: Sonicdude102Continued from mine since the dude above me is being stupid...

The Beast and when he gets off the ride he.....

A) Pukes out of his head that he carries with him
B) Poops his pants
C) Rides it again
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« Reply #83 on: June 28, 2012, 06:41 pm »
He poops his pants. then he sees his girlfriend..

A)..dressing up as his ex-wife
B)..marrying Justin Bieber
C)..watching "Twenty ways to be different"
 

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« Reply #84 on: June 28, 2012, 06:43 pm »
Marrying JB so he slaps her and says

A) "splode you ass-hole!"
B) "Ah! A splode!"
C) "Aw hell naw!"
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« Reply #85 on: June 28, 2012, 06:45 pm »
So he slaps here and says "splode you ass-hole!"
Then..
A) she looks at her ass
B) she marrys Nelson Mandela
C) she strips
 

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« Reply #86 on: June 28, 2012, 06:48 pm »
She strips and he goes

A) "Yo splode, I'm headless, I can't see nothing!"
B) "Hey, there are kids watching, keep it PG-13!"
C) "Nyan cat is back!"
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« Reply #87 on: June 28, 2012, 06:54 pm »
And he goes "Hey there's kids watching, keep it PG-13!"
Then..
A) willy Wonka does the moonwalk
B)Johnny Depp takes of his clothes and kisses JB
C) Thunderleaf says this is inappropriate
 

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« Reply #88 on: June 28, 2012, 06:57 pm »
Thunderleaf says this is inappropriate. Then,
A. A giant laser from the godly mouth of Shoop-da-Whoop incinerated all nudity.
B. A vicious creature from the depths of the Nether that will only be satisfied by the blood of its enemies wakes up.
C. Everyone dies.
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« Reply #89 on: June 28, 2012, 06:59 pm »
Johnny Depp takes off his clothes and kisses JB, then...
A) He goes into a hotel bedroom with JB.
B) Nyan Cat kills him.
C) We rewind back to the first page where the guy just got a Sploder! account.