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I'll go to the arena.
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Class: Archer
Race: Elf
home: Tropical island
 Do you like what you selected:Yes

 Then I buy a hut, fire-crossbow, and leather armour (Remember, I have my Easter-gold).
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Then I take on the double boss thingy.

 I use rapid-fire so I shoot my crossbow 10 times at the goblin king.
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You were not a member when we got it. //_-
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Posted By: thewindlordClass: Archer
Race: Elf
home: Tropical island
Do you like what you selected:Yes

Then I buy a hut, fire-crossbow, and leather armour (Remember, I have my Easter-gold).


Posted By: riezingerYou were not a member when we got it. //_-



 He's right, you don't have the Easter Gold, but sense I increased the cost of everything in the shops, I'll give you a free fire-crowsbow but not free leather armor.
 

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Posted By: kittysocksI'll go to the arena.




 Wave 1:

 Easy Wave!


 You encounter

 3 Goblins
 5 Brownies
 2 Slimes
 1 Metal Slime
 

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Posted By: thewindlordThen I take on the double boss thingy.

I use rapid-fire so I shoot my crossbow 10 times at the goblin king.



Goblin King -20 HP

Hobgoblin King uses roll!

You die.


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Posted By: skyfyre118

R.I.P
thewindlord

Died after being rolled over by the Hobgoblin King.
Will not be able to play again until Saturday.
Is now in history for having the shortest life in the history of RPG's. Died in first battle.

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Posted By: skyfyre118Wave 1:

Easy Wave!


You encounter

3 Goblins
5 Brownies
2 Slimes
1 Metal Slime
I eat the brownies for more health and mana, and I freeze the metal slimiez.
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:P Not the best idea...
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Posted By: skyfyre118Wave 1:

Easy Wave!


You encounter

3 Goblins
5 Brownies
2 Slimes
1 Metal Slime
I eat the brownies for more health and mana, and I freeze the metal slimiez.


 Not that kind of brownies :P Little furry monster's xD
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Posted By: thewindlordNot that kind of brownies :P Little furry monster's xD
Next they shouldn't make them shaped like a cube and make them brown. Because I ate them anyway.
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@thewindlord


 I'll let you respawn early because you died in your first battle but I strongly recomend leveling up first.
 

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Posted By: kittysocks
Posted By: thewindlordNot that kind of brownies :P Little furry monster's xD
Next they shouldn't make them shaped like a cube and make them brown. Because I ate them anyway.



You didn't like them so you spat them out. Brownies are somewhat like goblins.
 

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Posted By: skyfyre118@thewindlord


I'll let you respawn early because you died in your first battle but I strongly recomend leveling up first.


 Yup :P

 First quest.
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You encounter 24 Mathmasters! What will you do now, archer?
 

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Posted By: skyfyre118You encounter 24 Mathmasters! What will you do now, archer?


 Erm...

 Im running cause I just realized i can't take the first quest :P

 And I've died faster in another RPG. Died the tutorial fight in SM:Superstar saga
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How about you free roam? We'll take this bit by bit. You encounter 3 goblins.


(PS, No one has ever died in this RPG facing regular goblins.)

If you can't survive a tutorial on SM: Superstar saga, I'm going to help you learn how to play RPFG's. If you know you can't beat an enemy, flee. But if your desperate to win, bend the rules a little. Say what you actually do. Instead of saying "I slash at the goblin" say "I chop off the goblins head!"
 

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I think i'll stick to a slime for now instead :P
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Nah, jk. I was trying to be funny. Im actually fairly good at them.


 And I was facing the hobgoblin king and the goblin king, not regular goblins :P

 I'll fire at a goblin :P
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Goblin 1 dies!

Goblin 2 attacks!

thewindlord -6 HP

A Trickmaster enters the battle!
 

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 Fire at goblin
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Goblin dodges and throws sword at you! You get stabbed by the sword!


thewindlord -6 HP
 

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A wicked arrow (Or bolt, whichever you use in this game) to the heart :P
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Goblin dies.

 Trickmaster makes two copies of himself.

 One on the right, and one on the left, then one in the middle. Which is the real one? Attack the correct one!
 

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The real Trickmaster was on the right!

Trickmaster -20 HP

Goblin 3 attacks you!

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Attacks goblin. Also, how much HP do I have?
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12/30 HP
 

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Goblin dies.

Trickmaster is the only one left!